Memes to Add a Sprinkle of Seasoning to Life

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    lovely-v i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went "oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!" and all i could think was Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in bookstore something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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    batshit-auspol So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that
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    Nutrition Advice

    Dean Thomas @DeanTho16532735 Eat clean till Thursday then man vs food for the weekend and repeat irthday Wes Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time
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    shayla @bog_VVitch just met an infant named steve i didn't even know that was allowd
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    Mocking Us

    When the CPR dummies are having more fun than you
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    When they give a hurricane a woman's name, I imagine something like that: Irene Katrina And when they give it a man names Milton Helene
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    Repurposed

    My son found my "fishing rods"
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    Sleeping in my boyfriend's tee Expectation vs. Reality
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    Important To See

    A llama in a lobster costume, that's all.
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    POZ My daughter after I explained to her that she will be going to school almost every day for the next 17 years.
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    Extra Tall

    seriously???? do @OfficialPLT think am fucking slenderman PRETTYLITTLETHING Q = HURRY! ORDER WITHIN 00H 25M 305 UPTO 50% OFF EVERYTHING +£1.99 UK NEXT DAY DELIVERY! 80
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    crossing things off my to-do list. i didn't do them i just don't want them on my list anymore ladys Opossum
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    A Wild Tale

    Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @thereisnojayjay Incredible stories being told on TikTok my outfits of this week monday pattys funeral Sunday pattys husband is coming over
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    Blue cheese lovers eating literal mold trying to tell u it tastes good
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    Sudden Revelation

    Great Lakes Wife @GreatLakes Wife_ Buying a house is wild because you see it for 15 minutes, pay hundreds of thousands of dollars, move in, and realize you didn't notice the kitchen is blue
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    NEW PEOPLE MEETING ME DURING ONE OF MY MANIC AND "FUNNY" PHASES LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS. PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET ME MORE THAN TWICE HE'S HAPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSANE.
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    I'm Normal

    Me after arguing with the whole house "You're not toxic, they're toxic"
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    ceod Tactel LUE When people ask me what it's like having a cat. Geod Tactel Thanos Thotel
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    It's An Adventure

    Biscuit what even goes on here Derry Nothern Ireland Belfast Inverness Scotland Jasgow Edinburgh wall Aberdeen Newcastle Carlisle York Douglas Leeds Liverpool Manchester Holyhead England Alex You're British man. It's like a four hour drive. Just go find out
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    Me: you hungry? Her: nah * 2 mins after seeing me eat*
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    Overblown

    Daily Humor @daily.darkhumor Me in court: Your honor I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty Judge: This...is just a parking ticket...
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    When your date of birth starts with 19 and you sleep on the wrong pillow My body is broken
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    Deluded

    Find someone that believes in you as much as movie studios believe in Jared Leto
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    When I walk past a full-length mirror What a Potato warst Sausage GONE OF GHIPS Jumbo £1.00 Frankfurter £1.50 12.30 Pro Btw L1.30 £3.00 Estes Topp p
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    New Relationship Category Just Dropped

    Samantha Shannon ✔ @say_shannon Saying you're single ⚫ sobering ⚫ gets you sad looks at parties invites relatives to murmur 'you'll find someone' for ever Saying 'I stand alone' • ⚫ mysterious ⚫ confident • puts you on the same level as Théoden King
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    When your big brother is touching your food Krðs
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    Don't Try Me

    When someone you don't like tries to joke with you
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    Expectant

    What my food sees from the microwave at 2am:

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