Company forces experienced IT employee to train their junior replacement after firing them, employee teaches him everything wrong: 'You sabotaged us'

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    Company forced me to train my replacement after they fired me, so I taught him everything wrong

    I worked in IT for a mid-size company for 6 years. I was good at my job, never had issues, got solid reviews.
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    Then new management came in 8 months ago and started cutting costs everywhere. Three weeks ago my manager calls me in and says they're "restructuring" and my position is being eliminated.
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    But heres the thing - they werent eliminating the position. They hired some kid fresh out of college who'd work for half my salary.
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    They told me I had 2 weeks left. And during those 2 weeks I was expected to train my replacement.
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    The kid - lets call him Derek - seemed nice enough. Wasnt his fault. But I was so angry at the company I couldnt think straight.
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    So I trained him. I trained him real good. Our system for database backups? I told him it runs automatically and he never has to touch it.
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    In reality someone has to manually verify it every Friday or it corrupts. I'd been doing it for 6 years.
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    The server restart procedure that has to be done in a specific order or everything crashes?
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    I taught him the wrong order. Told him it didnt matter which order you do it.
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    Password management system? I told him the master password resets every 90 days automatically. It
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    After 90 days without a manual reset the whole system locks everyone out and takes 3 days to fix.
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    The printer network that's held together with duct tape and prayers? I told him if it acts up just restart the print server.
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    Do NOT restart the print server. You have to clear the queue first or it bricks the whole network and costs $2000 to fix.
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    Every single thing I taught him was wrong. Not obviously wrong - like, close enough that he wouldnt question it.
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    But wrong enough that it would cause serious problems. I documented everything I "taught" him in detailed training notes that he signed off on.
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    So theres proof I trained him exactly like they asked. My last day was Friday. I cleared out my desk, said goodbye to the few coworkers I liked, and left.
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    Today (Monday) I woke up to 47 missed calls from my old manager and the IT director.
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    Then my phone rang again. Manager: "What the hell did you teach Derek?!" Me: "I trained him on everything.
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    You have my training documentation." Manager: "The database backup corrupted over the weekend. We lost client data.
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    Derek said you told him it was automatic." Me: "I trained him according to company procedures." Manager: "He restarted the servers wrong and crashed our entire system.
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    We've been down for 3 hours!" Me: "Sounds like he needs more training. Unfortunately Im no longer employed there." Manager: "You sabotaged us!
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    You taught him wrong on purpose!" Me: "I have 6 years of excellent performance reviews and detailed training documentation showing I trained my replacement exactly as requested.
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    If Derek cant do the job maybe you shouldve kept someone with experience." Manager: "We could sue you for this!" Me: "For training my replacement?
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    You required me to do that. I have emails. Also I dont work there anymore so good luck with that." He hung up.
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    Then HR called. I didn't answer. Then the CEO called somehow? Also didnt answer. My buddy who still works there texted me.
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    Apparently everything is on fire. The database thing lost them a major client. The server crash wiped important files.
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    The password system locked everyone out this morning. The printer network died and theyre gonna have to pay to fix it.
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    Derek apparently had a breakdown and quit this afternoon. Just walked out. Now they have no IT person and everything's broken and its gonna cost them probably $50k+ to fix plus whatever they lose from clients jumping ship.
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    My severance package hit my account this morning. They cant take it back - I fulfilled my contract by training my replacement.
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    I have documentation proving it. My girlfriend thinks I went too far. Says I couldve just done a bad job training him, not actively sabotaged the company.
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    But they fired me to save money and expected me to help them do it. They dangled my severance over my head to force me to train the kid replacing me.
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    So I did exactly what they asked. I trained him. Not my fault he was a bad student.
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    They said if I didnt train him properly I wouldnt get my severance package.
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