40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 18, 2025)

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    Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose. 3:57 PM 10/9/25 2.9M Views 319 1 7.6K 172K 2.5K 企
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    GameStop GameStop ⭑ @gamestop We'll take it down when something better comes out. Video Game History @VideoGameHstry.2d A GameStop in Colorado still has the Halo 3 mural up from 2007 GameStop power to the players 12:11 PM 10/6/25 7.6M Views 2.2K 1 15K 277K ☐ 7.3K 企
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    Kia @hoeitskia LMFAOOOOO000000 Mickey Mouse was like wtf 8
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    Pookie @Pookies Paradise dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way Kodak @killkodak. 2d You deserve to find someone to start a family & enjoy life with.... . 2:27 PM 10/8/25 11M Views 2K 18K 318K 5.9K ↑
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    nine @atlanticesque Current network television is already indistinguishable from Al slop not lena @bluegreytan.3d NOT EDDIE JUMPING INTO OCEAN TO SAVE A GUY FROM A WHALE?!?!?!? 0:07 9:20 PM 10/4/25.2M Views 170 12.3K 습 80K ☐ 2.1K 企
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    Zack Korman @ZackKorman Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen. 112 34 A 12 3 15 × fx B =COPILOT("sum the numbers above") C Al-generated 9:25 AM 10/5/25 644K Views 188 1.1K D E 16K 894 企
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    Ray Mond→ @AmberRayz So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads 1:29 PM 10/5/25 5.3M Views 1.9K 19K 226K 6.6K 企
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    Zach, IQ 277 @jestermaxxing Calling the number on the for rent sign and making dolphin noises Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol. 1d #BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER home has fallen into the ocean in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. This brings the total now to 9 homes that have collapsed in the past 96 hours.
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    - mr pussy @mrpxssy when you say "Albany" wrong and just roll with it and then you're in too deep kos data @kos_data. 2d kos_data NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid. (Via: NBC New York) S SHQIPERIA 8:19 PM 10/7/25 2.3M Views 72 12.9K 78K 2.3K ↑
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    Silly Stu @sillystu4u recession indicator: they played a Rolex ad during movie trailers and everyone in the theater collectively burst out laughing 9:59 AM 10/4/25 890K Views 60 t 2.4K 66K 1.7K 企
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    ریال @hoesluvzaheer this cant be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school 4:10 AM 10/8/25 5.5M Views 498 17 63K 348K 9.6K 企
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    jon repetti @pourfairelevide started using the emoji in work emails. everybody loves it. they think that I am a quite amusing young man 5:05 PM · 10/8/25 • 2.5M Views 150 1 6.5K 190K ☐ 5.2K ↑
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    21. @Big_tagg this year should be named as “things i never thought would happen" 12:31 PM 10/8/25 2.3M Views • 374 43K 103K ☐ 5.6K
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    mara @vixeias Typically i show signs of psychosis zana @sk33zly .4d How do u know u like someone?? 12:06 PM 10/8/25 5.5M Views 369 137K 201K ☐ 8
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    pegasus @heispeg_ I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet 3:24 AM 10/8/25.5.9M Views 608 17 62K 279K ☐ 8.3K ↑
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    TheJosh Man + @TheJoshMan07 Just walked in on my little brother posed up like this reading captain underpants. 10:34 PM 10/8/25 1.7M Views
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    @TheRocSupremacy Is she in debt? CRAVE PPPop Crave @PopCrave 2d Taylor Swift announces 'The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe Life Is A Song Acoustic Version).' 7:50 PM 10/8/25.4M Views • 439 1 5.8K AVAILABLE FOR 24 HOURS! THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL (DELUXE LIFE IS A SONG ACOUSTIC VERSION) +2 NEW SONGWRITING VOICE MEMOS LIFE SHOWGIRL FEATURING: -HONEY (ORIGINAL SONGWRITING VOICE MEMO) -CANCELLED! (ORIGINAL SONGWRITING VOICE MEMO) -OPALITE (LIFE IS A SONG ACOUSTIC VERSION) -RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP (MY ADVICE VE
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    Ara vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard Drake lost the battle the black way and the white way Imaoooo CRAVE POP Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Drake's lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" has been dismissed. UNIVERSAL UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP იიიი %ი ი 7:28 PM 10/9/25 6.3M Views 408 17 23K 282K 6.7K 企
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    Blo @quesadaaa_ The person who mutes it. Esha @its_me_esha.2d What is your role in the group chat? 12:49 PM 10/8/25 3.1M Views 185 tz 21K 112K ☐ 2.2K 企
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    Shrimpycake @BigPenny_ The pumpkin I made last year! 8:26 AM 10/8/25 4.1M Views • 289 16K 279K ☐ 13K 企
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    MAXWELL @Maxochism Mind you I haven't seen a raccoon in weeks. Arbys Arby's @Arbys .4d It is now socially acceptable to eat steak with your hands. You're welcome America INTRODUCING STEAK Nuggets • 12:12 PM 10/8/25 10M Views 767 17 18K 286K ☐ 6.5K ↑
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    rory @rorydirt the way god intended 12:07 PM 10/9/25 4.5M Views 400 17.1K 158K ☐ 7.2K ↑
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    Meg @megannn_lynne It doesn't feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn't for a long time GIF ALT 7:20 PM 10/8/25 3.2M Views 110 1 34K 231K 6.8K 企
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    buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy Did he call himself seventhirtyatmorning because he thinks AM means at morning Dazed Within @Dazed Coverage. 2d Seventhirtyatmorning has been arrested 11:46 AM 10/12/25 9.6M Views 362 14.8K 191K ☐ 4.7K 企
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    Jenni @hashjenni never ask a friend about the parent they barely mention or talk about Hollyn @sadlifeebro.2d Unspoken rules? 3:14 PM 10/8/25 11M Views • • 494 1 32K 383K ☐ 12K ↑
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    Kanii @Mythicalblue_ that establishment would know me on a first name basis Vaelor @vaelor0.2d I paid $8.50 for this. Was it worth it? SOLO 200N 12:05 PM 10/8/25 7.1M Views 551 tz 15K 300K ☐ 7.1K ↑
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    Jaret Lundberg @IceTitan80 Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like not having the price of my TV provider increase 137% since I first got it. TV YouTube TV @YouTubeTV. 2d Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like having to wait a week between episodes. 12:09 PM 10/8/25 4.6M Views 137 17 4.6K 107K 661 企
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    Yuta @rlevi NIITTO QUITIR they look like the 2 clumsy assistants a villain has Rei @kitto.2d Lazer Dim & Dave Blunts This collab could be huge Purp
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    Andrea More @amore_orless a father on my flight wouldn't let me switch seats with him so I could sit next to his wife and baby 12:15 PM - 10/12/25 2.9M Views 129 12.6K 105K ☐ 2.4K ↑
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    hood lord farquaad @hoodfarquaad she smiling cuz she finna do it again soon as she get out Cjay @ced_jayy .3d Grandmother arrested for slapping granddaughter with slipper, police say 4:02 PM 10/11/25 4.4M Views 454 t 12K 173K 2.4K 企
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    Definitely Nick @other_st_nick This tweet is how I found out euros aren't usually allowed to drink at their seats and I've never been more proud to be an American Connor @Connor Bennett14.2d A pint in your seat? It'll never catch on PINT TO BRIM 1/2 PINT ONE PLANE REUSAB tions UK M 25 8528 THE EARTH Clim Cerdi Cli
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    Skeletor ✔✔% @TheMuppetPastor I told my coworker that my spouse is expecting. She was so happy and asked, "Do you have a midwife?" I shook my head. "No, she's at least an 8." . 11:18 PM 10/13/25 50K Views 43 143 4.3K ☐ 115 ↑
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    Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV This changes everything 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV. The studio says this is their "vibrant new identity" tv+ tv 12:03 PM 10/13/25 4.5M Views 225 t 4.1K 154K ☐ 1.7K 企
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    sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed What difference does it make? thysbe @thysbe1.2d Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn't realize I could see the board from his side 9
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    muz @trulymuz how it really feels going to the cinema alone Izzo @israeldfirzt 4d Going to the cinema alone is a different level of lonely 5:57 AM 10/13/25 3.9M Views 277 14K 153K ☐ 4.4K ↑
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    IVY @Iamivy05 WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY. TITTY @prettystella05.3d What's the most boomer complaint you have? 11:36 AM 10/12/25.7.8M Views 702 1 41K 382K 5.6K 企
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    @hieireen one man's "she's crazy" is another man's "she's perfect", but one woman's "he's trash" is every woman's warning 7:52 PM · 10/13/25 · 1M Views 263 12K 117K 2.8K
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    Molly → @FSUmollz Mark Sanchez handcuffed to his hospital bed calling the Colts game ESPN+ 9:16 PM 10/4/25 382K Views 36 17258 R 22 SYRACUSE LIBERTY 24 0 0:06 3rd & 4 600 4th 25 7.7K ☐ 171 ↑
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    K @kourtneyinhell 6yo keeps going "hello sir, do you work here?" every time the cat walks by. Another great bit. She's getting more powerful by the day 6:29 PM 10/14/25 1.3M Views • • 30 13.7K 122K 2.3K ↑
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    N8 @Vararse_ Someone said he's the real life Brian griffin and I haven't stopped laughing since Joseph @Caudillo XIV. 3d This has to be a top 5 worst fits of all time MAKE THE NO SMOKING CH
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    Definitely Nick @other_st_nick It's been a full day and still no update on this. We can only assume he spilled an entire bowl of pork broth on himself again boto @TsarinaBomba. 1d Getting ramen with a girl tonight. Last time I got ramen with a girl it was 2018 and I spilled an entire bowl of pork broth all over my white shirt. This time will be better. 5:00 PM - 10/14/25 3.1M Views 28 1.8K 76K 1.4K I
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    Everything Price Sufferer (but es... @agraybee Why would they change this. Baseball's Greatest Moments 2/5/25 The Phillies first mascot, The Dancing Dutchman and his rat Chauncey.
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    Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep The perfect welcome mat doesn't exi- ALT Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside 6:04 PM 10/14/25 714K Views

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