40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 18, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Oct 18, 2025 11:00 AM EDT

The right tweet can change your life. You might think it's just a silly little sentence that means nothing and might even make the world worse in some cases. And there are plenty of tweets that are like that. I mean, think of the volume of tweets that are tweeted in a day. It can't always be gold. But every now and again, something amazing reaches us. Something funny, poignant, and totally worthwhile comes around and stays with us forever. 

I'm thinking of the tweet, "almonds is wood." That tweet probably came out at least a couple years ago, and I have never been the same since. Every time I eat an almond, I think about it. It changed my relationship with the material world around me. And isn't that what the best literature should do? Shouldn't it change the way we interact with our surroundings? This is what the great poets, novelists, and essayists wanted. They just couldn't imagine that a tweet could do all of that. 

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  • Most of them probably didn't even know what a tweet was, given that it didn't exist in the time they were alive. But we know. We know what tweets are, and better yet, we have access to them. So let us let them change our lives. Here is a good chunk to start with. Give them a scroll and it might just start a-changing. 

  • 01
    Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose. 3:57 PM 10/9/25 2.9M Views 319 1 7.6K 172K 2.5K 企
    via TotallyAllen
  • 02
    GameStop GameStop ⭑ @gamestop We'll take it down when something better comes out. Video Game History @VideoGameHstry.2d A GameStop in Colorado still has the Halo 3 mural up from 2007 GameStop power to the players 12:11 PM 10/6/25 7.6M Views 2.2K 1 15K 277K ☐ 7.3K 企
    via gamestop
  • 03
    Kia @hoeitskia LMFAOOOOO000000 Mickey Mouse was like wtf 8
    via hoeitskia
  • 04
    Pookie @Pookies Paradise dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way Kodak @killkodak. 2d You deserve to find someone to start a family & enjoy life with.... . 2:27 PM 10/8/25 11M Views 2K 18K 318K 5.9K ↑
    via PookiesParadise
  • 05
    nine @atlanticesque Current network television is already indistinguishable from Al slop not lena @bluegreytan.3d NOT EDDIE JUMPING INTO OCEAN TO SAVE A GUY FROM A WHALE?!?!?!? 0:07 9:20 PM 10/4/25.2M Views 170 12.3K 습 80K ☐ 2.1K 企
    via atlanticesque
  • 06
    Zack Korman @ZackKorman Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen. 112 34 A 12 3 15 × fx B =COPILOT("sum the numbers above") C Al-generated 9:25 AM 10/5/25 644K Views 188 1.1K D E 16K 894 企
    via ZackKorman
  • 07
    Ray Mond→ @AmberRayz So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads 1:29 PM 10/5/25 5.3M Views 1.9K 19K 226K 6.6K 企
    via AmberRayz
  • 08
    Zach, IQ 277 @jestermaxxing Calling the number on the for rent sign and making dolphin noises Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol. 1d #BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER home has fallen into the ocean in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. This brings the total now to 9 homes that have collapsed in the past 96 hours.
    via jestermaxxing
  • 09
    - mr pussy @mrpxssy when you say "Albany" wrong and just roll with it and then you're in too deep kos data @kos_data. 2d kos_data NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid. (Via: NBC New York) S SHQIPERIA 8:19 PM 10/7/25 2.3M Views 72 12.9K 78K 2.3K ↑
    via mrpxssy
  • 10
    Silly Stu @sillystu4u recession indicator: they played a Rolex ad during movie trailers and everyone in the theater collectively burst out laughing 9:59 AM 10/4/25 890K Views 60 t 2.4K 66K 1.7K 企
    via sillystu4u
  • 11
    ریال @hoesluvzaheer this cant be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school 4:10 AM 10/8/25 5.5M Views 498 17 63K 348K 9.6K 企
    via hoesluvzaheer
  • 12
    jon repetti @pourfairelevide started using the emoji in work emails. everybody loves it. they think that I am a quite amusing young man 5:05 PM · 10/8/25 • 2.5M Views 150 1 6.5K 190K ☐ 5.2K ↑
    via pourfairelevide
  • 13
    21. @Big_tagg this year should be named as “things i never thought would happen" 12:31 PM 10/8/25 2.3M Views • 374 43K 103K ☐ 5.6K
    via Big_tagg
  • 14
    mara @vixeias Typically i show signs of psychosis zana @sk33zly .4d How do u know u like someone?? 12:06 PM 10/8/25 5.5M Views 369 137K 201K ☐ 8
    via vixeias
  • 15
    pegasus @heispeg_ I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet 3:24 AM 10/8/25.5.9M Views 608 17 62K 279K ☐ 8.3K ↑
    via heispeg_
  • 16
    TheJosh Man + @TheJoshMan07 Just walked in on my little brother posed up like this reading captain underpants. 10:34 PM 10/8/25 1.7M Views
    via TheJoshMan07
  • 17
    @TheRocSupremacy Is she in debt? CRAVE PPPop Crave @PopCrave 2d Taylor Swift announces 'The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe Life Is A Song Acoustic Version).' 7:50 PM 10/8/25.4M Views • 439 1 5.8K AVAILABLE FOR 24 HOURS! THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL (DELUXE LIFE IS A SONG ACOUSTIC VERSION) +2 NEW SONGWRITING VOICE MEMOS LIFE SHOWGIRL FEATURING: -HONEY (ORIGINAL SONGWRITING VOICE MEMO) -CANCELLED! (ORIGINAL SONGWRITING VOICE MEMO) -OPALITE (LIFE IS A SONG ACOUSTIC VERSION) -RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP (MY ADVICE VE
    via TheRocSupremacy
  • 18
    Ara vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard Drake lost the battle the black way and the white way Imaoooo CRAVE POP Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Drake's lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" has been dismissed. UNIVERSAL UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP იიიი %ი ი 7:28 PM 10/9/25 6.3M Views 408 17 23K 282K 6.7K 企
    via vidsthatgohard
  • 19
    Blo @quesadaaa_ The person who mutes it. Esha @its_me_esha.2d What is your role in the group chat? 12:49 PM 10/8/25 3.1M Views 185 tz 21K 112K ☐ 2.2K 企
    via quesadaaa_
  • 20
    Shrimpycake @BigPenny_ The pumpkin I made last year! 8:26 AM 10/8/25 4.1M Views • 289 16K 279K ☐ 13K 企
    via BigPenny_
  • 21
    MAXWELL @Maxochism Mind you I haven't seen a raccoon in weeks. Arbys Arby's @Arbys .4d It is now socially acceptable to eat steak with your hands. You're welcome America INTRODUCING STEAK Nuggets • 12:12 PM 10/8/25 10M Views 767 17 18K 286K ☐ 6.5K ↑
    via Maxochism
  • 22
    rory @rorydirt the way god intended 12:07 PM 10/9/25 4.5M Views 400 17.1K 158K ☐ 7.2K ↑
    via rorydirt
  • 23
    Meg @megannn_lynne It doesn't feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn't for a long time GIF ALT 7:20 PM 10/8/25 3.2M Views 110 1 34K 231K 6.8K 企
    via megannn_lynne
  • 24
    buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy Did he call himself seventhirtyatmorning because he thinks AM means at morning Dazed Within @Dazed Coverage. 2d Seventhirtyatmorning has been arrested 11:46 AM 10/12/25 9.6M Views 362 14.8K 191K ☐ 4.7K 企
    via rlycuteguy
  • 25
    Jenni @hashjenni never ask a friend about the parent they barely mention or talk about Hollyn @sadlifeebro.2d Unspoken rules? 3:14 PM 10/8/25 11M Views • • 494 1 32K 383K ☐ 12K ↑
    via hashjenni
  • 26
    Kanii @Mythicalblue_ that establishment would know me on a first name basis Vaelor @vaelor0.2d I paid $8.50 for this. Was it worth it? SOLO 200N 12:05 PM 10/8/25 7.1M Views 551 tz 15K 300K ☐ 7.1K ↑
    via Mythicalblue_
  • 27
    Jaret Lundberg @IceTitan80 Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like not having the price of my TV provider increase 137% since I first got it. TV YouTube TV @YouTubeTV. 2d Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like having to wait a week between episodes. 12:09 PM 10/8/25 4.6M Views 137 17 4.6K 107K 661 企
    via IceTitan80
  • 28
    Yuta @rlevi NIITTO QUITIR they look like the 2 clumsy assistants a villain has Rei @kitto.2d Lazer Dim & Dave Blunts This collab could be huge Purp
    via rlevi
  • 29
    Andrea More @amore_orless a father on my flight wouldn't let me switch seats with him so I could sit next to his wife and baby 12:15 PM - 10/12/25 2.9M Views 129 12.6K 105K ☐ 2.4K ↑
    via amore_orless
  • 30
    hood lord farquaad @hoodfarquaad she smiling cuz she finna do it again soon as she get out Cjay @ced_jayy .3d Grandmother arrested for slapping granddaughter with slipper, police say 4:02 PM 10/11/25 4.4M Views 454 t 12K 173K 2.4K 企
    via hoodfarquaad
  • 31
    Definitely Nick @other_st_nick This tweet is how I found out euros aren't usually allowed to drink at their seats and I've never been more proud to be an American Connor @Connor Bennett14.2d A pint in your seat? It'll never catch on PINT TO BRIM 1/2 PINT ONE PLANE REUSAB tions UK M 25 8528 THE EARTH Clim Cerdi Cli
    via other_st_nick
  • 32
    Skeletor ✔✔% @TheMuppetPastor I told my coworker that my spouse is expecting. She was so happy and asked, "Do you have a midwife?" I shook my head. "No, she's at least an 8." . 11:18 PM 10/13/25 50K Views 43 143 4.3K ☐ 115 ↑
    via TheMuppetPastor
  • 33
    Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV This changes everything 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV. The studio says this is their "vibrant new identity" tv+ tv 12:03 PM 10/13/25 4.5M Views 225 t 4.1K 154K ☐ 1.7K 企
    via AlsikkanTV
  • 34
    sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed What difference does it make? thysbe @thysbe1.2d Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn't realize I could see the board from his side 9
    via sirhighbreed
  • 35
    muz @trulymuz how it really feels going to the cinema alone Izzo @israeldfirzt 4d Going to the cinema alone is a different level of lonely 5:57 AM 10/13/25 3.9M Views 277 14K 153K ☐ 4.4K ↑
    via trulymuz
  • 36
    IVY @Iamivy05 WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY. TITTY @prettystella05.3d What's the most boomer complaint you have? 11:36 AM 10/12/25.7.8M Views 702 1 41K 382K 5.6K 企
    via Iamivy05
  • 37
    @hieireen one man's "she's crazy" is another man's "she's perfect", but one woman's "he's trash" is every woman's warning 7:52 PM · 10/13/25 · 1M Views 263 12K 117K 2.8K
    via hieireen
  • 38
    Molly → @FSUmollz Mark Sanchez handcuffed to his hospital bed calling the Colts game ESPN+ 9:16 PM 10/4/25 382K Views 36 17258 R 22 SYRACUSE LIBERTY 24 0 0:06 3rd & 4 600 4th 25 7.7K ☐ 171 ↑
    via FSUmollz
  • 39
    K @kourtneyinhell 6yo keeps going "hello sir, do you work here?" every time the cat walks by. Another great bit. She's getting more powerful by the day 6:29 PM 10/14/25 1.3M Views • • 30 13.7K 122K 2.3K ↑
    via kourtneyinhell
  • 40
    N8 @Vararse_ Someone said he's the real life Brian griffin and I haven't stopped laughing since Joseph @Caudillo XIV. 3d This has to be a top 5 worst fits of all time MAKE THE NO SMOKING CH
    via Vararse_
  • 41
    Definitely Nick @other_st_nick It's been a full day and still no update on this. We can only assume he spilled an entire bowl of pork broth on himself again boto @TsarinaBomba. 1d Getting ramen with a girl tonight. Last time I got ramen with a girl it was 2018 and I spilled an entire bowl of pork broth all over my white shirt. This time will be better. 5:00 PM - 10/14/25 3.1M Views 28 1.8K 76K 1.4K I
    via other_st_nick
  • 42
    Everything Price Sufferer (but es... @agraybee Why would they change this. Baseball's Greatest Moments 2/5/25 The Phillies first mascot, The Dancing Dutchman and his rat Chauncey.
    via agraybee
  • 43
    Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep The perfect welcome mat doesn't exi- ALT Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside 6:04 PM 10/14/25 714K Views
    via ellesep

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