30 Memes Just Schlubbing About

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  • 01

    Inky

    octopus salesman: *slaps octopus* this bad boy can fit so much- Jesse Greyson
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    Lauren Coffin @coffinesque The baby name website asking me if I'm pregnant or trying to conceive while I'm just here to name the dude my forest queen protagonist will be eating later
  • 03

    Writer's Block

    Stressed because I'm not writing Me eple Not writing because I'm stressed
  • 04
    Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
  • 05

    The Throne

    Funny animal videos Follow 1d. When the new heated toilet seat attracts the wrong crowd
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    2009 will be my year 2019 will be my year -2011 will be my year. 2012 will be my year 2013 will be my year 2014 will be my year 2015 will be my year 2016 will be my year 2017 will be my year 2018 Will be my year -2019 will be my year. -2020 will be my year -2021 will be my year -2022 will be my year. 2023 will be my year- 2024 will be my year. 2025 will be my year 2026 will be my year
  • 07

    Time For A Nap

    baag @lilbagxx Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you've had a long day at 10am
  • 08
    the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream
  • 09

    Not How I Told It

    Me sitting in HR's office listening to her absolutely butcher my joke:
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    Nathan W Pyle ❤ @nathanwpyle 000 whenever i make a slight personal improvement I refer to it as Nathan 2.0 but when I revert to my previous habits that is called Nathan Classic.
  • 11

    A Quandary

    people saying that I'll get addicted to my adhd medication: me forgetting to take them yet again:
  • 12
    Mark the day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m. Two Daughers Oh, honey. We're well into October. Two Daughters Really?
  • 13

    Icky

    MY SINCEREST EW
  • 14
    What funeral companies try to sell us What we really want
  • 15

    Roast Dinosaur

    Chicken and alligator taste alike because they're the closest living relatives to dinosaurs. They just both taste like dinosaur 4568 214 Share Award GAD
  • 16
    Daniel @growing_daniel My son has been missing for for a full 24 hours now. If we can hit 10k likes I'll report it to the police 17:43 17.09.22 Twitter for iPhone 2.814 Retweets 195 Quote Tweets 60,2K Likes 27 Daniel @growing_daniel-1d Replying to @growing_daniel Every minute counts here people, please hel my son could be in serious danger
  • 17

    Punctuation

    hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn i realized the other day millennials use lol the same way operators would use stop in morse code and now i can't unsee it
  • 18
    N. @btchsdtm what's your favorite sense? mine is touch. ηιγα ψ @niy2pretty common
  • 19

    A Slay

    nature's nightmare fuel: the pink empusa mantis rejectness @rejectness "nature's nightmare" and it's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
  • 20
    When you shoot your shot and she never opens the message NOW C GSW 2 15-151 RAPTORS LEAS LARS 2 TOR 05 MIA от 59.0 2
  • 21

    Only Two Places

    TOWN NOT TOWN When you're in the sticks
  • 22
    FreeNaturePictu Steal her look ARSENIC POISON DO NOT DRINK
  • 23

    Disguise

    patricide69 Follow Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself magecock Follow A bird wrote this
  • 24
    Tiny criminal, photographed this morning. She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
  • 25

    Ultimate Stick

    We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.
  • 26
    Aoife Following Geoph Where were you when you first learned the Irish for giant squid 6h Reply buailtin @diarmuidh máthair shúigh mhór (the big mother of suck) Sh Reply 3 bunjywunjy great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately.
  • 27

    Contamination

    Oh hai thar I touch your foods
  • 28
    "I'd like to get a painting of a dog, please." "Um, a... dog?" "Yeah, a dog. You know how to draw that, right?" "Uh, yes! Of course, no problem!"
  • 29

    Latest Fashion

    "I gave up trying to get this sports bra off. It's a hat now."
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    French police announce the detective tasked with tracking down the Louvre robbers FAIL Blog

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