Woman at the renaissance faire puts two teenage boys looking for trouble in their place with just three words: ‘I must have been a bit more scary then I meant to…’

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    Woman at the renaissance faire puts two teenage boys looking for trouble in their place with just three words: ‘I must have been a bit more scary then I meant to…’
  • So this is a very short story, but I'm feeling pretty satisfied about it. Basically I was at the Renfaire with a couple of friends,
  • and me and my closest friend had been separated from the other two. We went into a shop and there were real, incredibly well
  • constructed, beautiful corsets. Now I love corsets, but they aren't in my budget at the moment and probably won't be
  • for another couple years. So I said to my friend "These are beautiful, it's a shame I'd never be able to afford them."
  • Just then two teenage boys appeared from seemingly out of nowhere, but actually ftom behind a rack of clothes.
  • They were looking at us with those predatory looks I usually only see in the eyes of grown men. Like they're about to jump us. A
  • bad start to say the least. Now in my Renfaire outfit, smiling and laughing with my friend, leaning on my cane, I probably look like
  • Woman at the renaissance faire puts two teenage boys looking for trouble in their place with just three words: ‘I must have been a bit more scary then I meant to…’
  • an easy target. So one of the boys says "These corsets are so pretty, which one do you think would look the best on me?" Now if he
  • wasn't giving that creepy ass look I would've answered him, but he was so I just stared back a him. His friend said something creepy
  • that I don't remember, I remember after he said it my friend walked away, disgusted.
  • Now I have been told all my life I have a horrifying energy about me. No one has a good first impression of me, because unless I
  • really, really, try not to be, I'm intimidating. I have terrified grown men, I'm certainly not scared of two boys.
  • So when the first boy blocked my path with a wide erratic motion and moaned I looked at him, tuning into my horrifying energy,
  • and I asked loudly, full of deep rage, "Do you mind?" | thought I was being pretty calm but my voice did drop an octave.
  • Woman at the renaissance faire puts two teenage boys looking for trouble in their place with just three words: ‘I must have been a bit more scary then I meant to…’
  • I was prepared for a full confrontation! I thought we'd have a bit of a back and forth before I actually managed to scare them off! But
  • he just stood up awkwardly and looked down and said "No, sorry, Ma'am." And he and his friend literally ran away. I saw them
  • headed towards the exit so I'm pretty sure they left the renfaire! My friend was telling our other friends
  • about the story and misremembered it as me fully cussing them out, so I must have been a bit more scary then I meant to.
  • Anyway I just thought that was a funny story you guys might enjoy, even if it is really small, and truly unintentional.

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