25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 13, 2025)

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    Hollie Harris @allholls. 5h Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, but it's just me trying to find my charging cord my 14yo took in his messy room.
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    meghan @deloisivete 5h *driving in heavy traffic* My 7yo: what's the opposite number of 3
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    krista @kristabellerina • 6h ... Do kids know that turning the lights off when they leave a room is an option?
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    One Awkwar... @oneawkw... • 21h ... What's the longest your kid has had a tantrum? Currently sitting at about 37 minutes.
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    meghan @deloisivete • Nov 11 Treat everyone with kindness, you don't know who's working from home with a husband and kids underfoot today
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    meghan No one: @deloisivete. Nov 10 My 7yo: is it illegal to have a pet alligator in our state?
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    One Awkwa... @oneawk... • Nov 10 ... Speech therapist: What do you do if your brother or sister is sad? My 5yo: It's probably because I hit them.
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    Hollie Harris @allholls Nov 10 • • • • Anyone else taken to never saying the number 6 around your kids, or is that just me?
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    Hollie Harris @allholls Nov 10 Me: Kids are at school, the husband is gone. Finally some peace and quiet. *sees tree removal company trucks pull up across the street at my neighbor's house* Me: Crap.
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    DADMANN WALKING Dadman ... me: give me 5 10: [high fives] me: down low @dadman... . Nov 9 10: [down low five] me: [reaches high] in heaven 10: [slowly high fives] me: siiiiixxxxx seeevveeennnn 10: omg bro.
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    DADMANN WALKING Dadman ... @dadman... . Nov 9 ... ruining my kids day by saying 6-7 every chance I get today.
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    The Real Rod... @Real... Nov 8 • Have the kind of relationship that makes your kids think you're both gross.
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    meghan @deloisivete • Nov 6 Watching my husband look for the ketchup while he's holding the ketchup
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    DADMANN WALKING Dadman ... @dadman... . Nov 7 ... my 16 yo asked to join my gym. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers as he utilizes his legs and arms for the first time in 3 years.
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    Big, Bad Caffeinate... @... • Nov 6 ... My 3yo has worked out how to rule the TV, any time her brothers are watching a show she doesn't like, she will loudly announce, "THIS SHOW ISN'T APPOPIATE (appropriate) FOR ME!!"
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    SARCASTE Sm MOMMY Sarcastic ... @sarcasti... Nov 4 ... • My favorite thing about parenting is when you think your child is cleaning their room only to find they're achieving a new level on a video game.
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    SARCASTE SM MOMMY Sarcastic ... @sarcasti... . Nov 6 ... My son texted me from school to let me know the chips I put in his lunch tasted stale. I responded with "sorry, wrong number." Parenting level: Expert
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    meghan @deloisivete Nov 6 • My phone's face ID has been struggling with me wearing glasses all week, so I get it, Superman
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    meghan @deloisivete • Nov 6 My kid woke up in the middle of the night because he was *checks notes* too tired to sleep
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    meghan @deloisivete · 4h • me: shouldn't you be almost to the airport by now husband: *gets in shower*
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    Vinod Chhap... @Chhapin... 5h • ... Scholastic book fair starts this week, can't wait for my fifth grader to bring home the best selling hard cover and paperback baked goods
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    meghan @deloisivete · Nov 9 • My kid has a plan to earn money for a Nintendo Switch 2 Step 1. Find a huge diamond
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    Late to the pa... @ericam... Nov 9 Ø • One minute they're young and handsome with a cool car and the next, 15 years later, your husband's securing a large house plant with a seat belt into a car seat.
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    krista @kristabellerina • Nov 9 My husband says he likes going to the gym, and I'm like okay stranger.
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    Hollie Harris @allholls Nov 8 Ø • My kid after finding the remote control using the TV app: What did you do when you couldn't find the remote when you were a kid? Me: We didn't have a TV with a remote until I was a little older than you. My kid: No remote control?! Me: I was the remote control. ...
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    krista @kristabellerina Nov 8 Ø . I like to scare my kids by telling them about Netscape Navigator.

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