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  • 01

    He Did A Little Something

    "Jesus died for our sins." Ok, but he didn't STAY dead, right? So what exactly did he sacrifice? Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins
  • 02
    Immanuel Kant Kant never left his home town, Koenigsberg (today's Kaliningrad), never married, never changed his daily schedule or his diet, and died, presumably happy and mildly bored, at the age of 80. His last words were: "It's fine." Bros Life:
  • 03

    Just Chilling

    So, where do you see yourself in 50 years? Me:
  • 04
    560 0.9% 0.12 286 2.286 0.8 10063 0.156 0287 N/A 902 666 2.344 86 0213 0.27 0.2 millets 04 0.1902 N/A
  • 05

    Going Well

    Training a Service Cat
  • 06
    "Don't worry he don't bite" Me: The Dog:
  • 07

    That's Nice

    Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you told me IntrovertNation
  • 08
    Employees when there is power cut or Internet issues in middle of work f@FilmyGags
  • 09

    We Meet Again

    DnD Sesame Tweet @DnDSesame When the guy from IT has to come up and talk with accounting. 2:42 PM - 9/23/22 Twitter for Android
  • 10
    When you get the job and are asked to perform one of the skills you lied about having. OSPACEPEE
  • 11

    After Taxes

    Very few people know this but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for your salary.
  • 12
    The Taste You Trust McCormick Keyboard Crumbs CRUNCHY & FLAVORFUL Made with Real Food Scraps X
  • 13

    Lots Of Superpowers

    Dissociation Hyperfixation Depression Anxiety 20 Procrastination Captain trainwreck
  • 14
    yuor brain my brain -BUMPY WEIRD -GROSS WRINKLES -UGLY!!!!!!!! -THINKS! = SAD!! -smooth -no weinkls -cute -cant think=no sad
  • 15

    Absolutely

    MAYI INTEREST YOU IN MY CULT? imgur
  • 16
    = CNN Health Subscribe Don't sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn Me, reading this article on the toilet: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
  • 17

    It's A Miracle

    parents watching the autism leave their child after they switched to advil
  • 18
    Me watching someone who makes twice my salary struggle to save a PDF @corporatedudes
  • 19

    Perfect Representation

    Client: So can you paint cats? Artist: Cats are my passion
  • 20
    I'm living my truth I'm pursuing my dreams I'm aligned with purpose I.am.thriving
  • 21

    Coming

    i'm outside bitch open the door
  • 22
    When you're laughing at WW3 memes and suddenly the sun comes out at 3am declaration of memes
  • 23

    Calm

    My therapist leading me through guided imagery: Now imagine yourself floating serenely down the river Me: SOUT 51
  • 24
    Me waiting for my neighbor to go in so I can take out the trash mstek 899
  • 25

    Scientifically Inaccurate

    Science lab in a movie starter pack Lab coat but no gloves Tubes of colourful liquid Microscopes used for everything Clipboards Pictures of DNA Men are mad scientists Women are supermodels Experiments take 5 minutes and always work first time TORY ATOR
  • 26
    Alien fans Xenomorph Eyeball creature
  • 27

    What Is Happening

    Sarah Connor watching you use Al for everything
  • 28
    girl: this is so fun daddy dad: well your design is shit and your outline sucks so step aside
  • 29

    Wheeeee

    Me when I go somewhere, and theres a spinning chair
  • 30
    Literally anything Me: @shellicrandall PUPPER @Letterkenny Shitposting
  • 31

    Holding It In

    When u promised u weren't gonna go crazy anymore but things not adding up

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