Mom: Scott, don't twirl that steak knife around. You're going to hurt yourself. Me: But mom... you're licking the sauce off of the edge of a pizza cutter... Mom: ...well it's different...
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UPDATE: 16-year-old boy gets car towed by neighbor after he won't stop parking large truck on their lawn: 'It's not my problem'
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‘I was woken about an hour ago to a coworker at my door’: Night-shift worker’s day off is ruined when management sends a colleague to his door after another employee didn’t show
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Customer walks out of diner without tipping after overhearing 20-year-old waitress mocking him: 'She was making fun of a paying customer for no reason'
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Resident parks their car on the street while constructing their driveway, neighbor's 19-year-old daughter demands they move for her truck instead: ‘There's nowhere else for me to park’
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Job candidate walks out of fourth-round interview after recruiter refuses to reveal salary for the position: 'Salary transparency is basic respect'
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