'Are you a texter or a caller? I'm a Do Not Disturber': 25+ Snarky memes for scraping together your holiday cheer

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Nov 26, 2025 1:00 PM EST

Some days you just don't have it in you. You don't have the energy that it takes to get through the holiday season. And it's only just begun. We have at least another month of this stuff to get through before we're released into the cold depths of January. So it makes sense that you might need a little bit of a boost every now and again. This can take the shape of many things. Maybe you watch a fun movie or listen to good music. But no, that's not cutting it. You need content that feels exactly the way you do- like a Scrooge. You need memes that are just as sarcastic as you are, and that take their coffee like they take their humor, black. 

People may say that your attitude needs adjusting, but you don't think so. This is just who you are, and you're going to lean into it. That's what these memes are here to help you do. They're here to guide you through this holiday season with humor that's just as salty as you are. 

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  • These memes might be sarcastic, they might be tongue-in-cheek, or they might be just straight-up self-deprecating. That's why we love them. We love that they don't ask anything too crazy of us. They just want us to be exactly who we are. So scroll on if you need that right now.

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    Are you a texter or a caller? I'm a Do Not Disturber
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    Me embarrassing my children with my tenuous grasp of their slang: CFIL Skibidi hawk tua, fellow gigachads. Mogging hard, or hardly rizzing?
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    Bank Teller: "You want to deposit the whole $3?" Me: "Lower. Your. Voice."
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    wearing shoes that are way too big for you is the male equivalent of stuffing your bra ALT SHURE
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    So... so close Subtitles MATTHEW MARK LUKE JOAN
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    NATIONAL SERVICE National Park Service → @NatlParkService Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation?
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    NATIONAL PARK National Park Service ⭑ @NatlParkService National parks have hiking trails for everyone, from "I climb mountains for breakfast” to “I just tripped on a curb.”
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    my grandma quit her lil side job and her boss said "im gonna need a 2 weeks notice" and she replied "in 2 weeks ur gonna notice im not here"
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    Thanksgiving & Christmas need to slow down I only got 7 dollars
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland Well, at least tomorrow is Friday. -Me having a bad Wednesday that's about to get even worse.
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    Todd @i Deodorant getting kinda pricey.. Ari @ Steal it if you have to, PLEASE.
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    how it feels to get told "you already told us" when you're a yapper
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere Look, not everybody needs to be a strawberry, okay? There's room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by a handful of people around the holidays. I know you can. You can be fun if you're mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog, it's whatever at this point.
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    CC @CCRuns was planning to do some house cleaning but I can't find a hair tie so I'm sure you understand that absolutely nothing productive will be occuring at this time
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    "I need to fix my sleep schedule” also me at 2 am: NETFLIX LATIVE
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    microwave: i have a popcorn button designed specially just for making popcorn :) every microwave popcorn packaging: DO NOT !!! AND I REPEAT !!! DO NOT USE THE FUCKING POPCORN BUTTON ON THE MICROWAVE IT'S FUCKING EVIL !!!
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    should've bought a house in 2007 instead of cranking that Soulja Boy
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    logging into work on the same computer I've used every single day for years 2 factor authentication: That's suspicious
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    "Are we still going out tonight?" Me: @memesandmoodz
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    my manager: so how's the shift going? me: #BARISTALIFE IG: @BARISTA LIFE
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    cats with pawerful awwra @blessedcats Thank you for protecting cat's identity, Google Maps 2019 Google L google maps 2019 ...
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    super-sootica Follow Pros and Cons of making things Pro: Thing Con: Make alphagodith Follow you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely 134,269 notes > D
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    Me: I'm going to make healthier choices this Thanksgiving Mashed potatoes and gravy:
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    Me stalking my own profile seeing what I look like
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    courtneyellis You know that scene in The Santa Claus movie when Tim Allen's character is turning into Santa? He steps on the scale one morning and the number keeps going up, even as he stands there? That's perimenopause. Also, the beard.
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    Friend: Have you left yet Me: Yeah I'm round the corner
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    ya boy @yaboyjaeb What post-grad actually looks like Jae Yoon, you've been selected for an opportunity Today at 9:37 AM Hi Jae Yoon, Your experience as Autopsy Assistant and Intern at Dr. Sidney B. Weinberg Center for Forensic Sciences stood out to me, when I came across your profile on LinkedIn. We're hiring at Moe's Southwest Grill, and I think you could be a great
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    Do you ever just wake up in the morning and you're like no
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