25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 6, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Dec 6, 2025 12:00 PM EST

Twitter is a wonderful thing. It helps us stay connected to the culture around us. If you're the type of person, like me, who is not ready to surrender their full consciousness to short-form video content, then Twitter is likely one of the places you feel keeps you in touch without completely taking you away from your life. It's the place where you find out about trends, memes, and discourse happening in the culture. That is, if you use it responsibly. You can also use Twitter irresponsibly, losing yourself to the endless scroll of bad news and context list information. But you're not gonna find that here. 

We've already done all the hard work for you; now it's just your turn to scroll through it. These tweets have been culled from the depths of the internet to showcase the best of our generation's minds this week. Some of them may make you laugh, some of them may make you think, and many others will provide a temporary smile, distracting you from whatever you need to be distracted from.

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  • 01
    Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1 • 23h . Parody account Peak satisfaction is smashing a Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device after a long day of work
    via Jbanklestankle1
  • 02
    • Jo @slewpjohnb · Dec 3 We're slooping John b later if you want to pass by
    via slewpjohnb
  • 03
    tannertan36 @tannertan36 · 20h • • • EATERY AM Top Artists Top Songs 1 XL White Chicken Chilli 1 XL White Chicken Chilli 2 Pepper Steak 3 Curry Thai 2 Pepper Steak 3 Curry Thai 4 Spicy Crab 5 Lobster Bisque 4 Spicy Crab 5 Lobster Bisque
    via tannertan36
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    oatmeal influe... @acec... . Dec 3 ... Zara makes clothing for occasions that don't exist
    via acechhh
  • 05
    Blake ™ @NeilNevins 23h • Getting ads on Mad Men HBO Max because I have the cheap version. That's okay. I'm pretending Don and his friends made all the ads. • • •
    via NeilNevins
  • 06
    alina & @7sw4ns Dec 3 ... • My Listening Age 47 Since I was into music from the Early 90s Okay so there's a 56 year old woman here
    via 7sw4ns
  • 07
    big papa @Iowrtown · Dec 3 Spotify wrapped this year • ... Top Artists Top Songs 1 LOL 1 2 21 3 M#GOALS 4||Breaking 5 NEWS Minutes Listened XOXO 3 #MeRightNow 4 #SQUAD 5 FOMO Top Genre WACK
    via Iowrtown
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    Respectfu... @Respect... Dec 2 • ... YOU CAN KILL THE MAN... BUT IDEAS ARE FOREVER
    via RespectfulMemes
  • 09
    no con... ines helene @noco... Dec 3 @inihelene. 7 h ... Drake makes music for people who follow "Billionaire Mindset" accounts on here 20 53 551 ↑ 12 m You tweeted this at 5 in the morning. He certainly has a hold over you. 27 ines helene @inihelene 10 m I'm in the U.K. 27 22 Svar till @inihelene 5AM is 5AM. Don't embarrass yourself any further. He still lives rent free in your mind.
    via nocontextmemes
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    Rebel @rebelhzaura Dec 2 • ... "aww you remembered" of course I did, I am a manipulator
    via rebelhzaura
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    Images Al Co... • • @i... Dec 2 ... by Charles @grey990s Follow pulled pork got pork in it?? 12:38 PM 11/7/23 from Earth 2.5K Views 1 Repost 210 Likes 27 Ken @gr4iled 11/7/23 ☐ Nawl u good they alr pulled the pork out By Curles 2 176 291 Ill 2K !@grey990s. 11/7/23 ight bet thats what I was thinking <] 600
    via imagesaicouldnt
  • 12
    AJ @aj_mc__. Dec 3 the lorde full body portrait in my spotify wrapped Your top songs 1 What Was That Lorde 2 Man Of The Year Lorde M Shapeshifter Lorde
    via aj_mc__
  • 13
    Vivi @VSquared Two • Dec 1 In 4th grade, nobody from school showed up to my laser tag birthday party. The only person who came was my hot high school age babysitter. And she brought her boyfriend. I remember she had an alarm set on her phone to remind her to take her birth control. It would play "SexyBack"
    via VSquaredTwo
  • 14
    cherry @lullabylarva · Dec 2 i don't freak unless froken to
    via lullabylarva
  • 15
    Jason Pargin, author... @....Dec 2 ... I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"
    via JasonKPargin
  • 16
    dj be... @killbyundrsc... Dec 2 • ... i really don't think there is a better landlord than mine omg???? sent me like $400 of my rent back lol Today 5:41 PM Good evening! Sent a little money back to you, a Christmas refund from my wife and I. It's been really pleasant not having to stress that someone is destroying that house, just a small thank you from us. If you need anything please reach out, I'll be by when it's dry out and get some more leaves! Merry Christmas!! + iMessage KO
    via killbyundrscore
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    Liam Dumpl... @leeeeeey... • Dec 2 ... ChatGPT isn't just a tool — it has the power to ruin lives. My career is in shambles because I happen to naturally write in the cadence of LLMs.
    via leeeeeeyummm
  • 18
    The Ginger Swindl... @....Dec 1 big first day back at work vibes today 2 This is your headline now This is the body text
    via lilydsmith
  • 19
    Zach Scho... @zzzzaaaac... · Dec 1 • Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Zoolander. ...
    via zzzzaaaacccchhh
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    mimi... @mimiofthv... Dec 1 • • • • Thank God I never drink negatively but always with a pure heart and good intentions Ezzy @ezzyskii Nov 30 • Drinking alcohol negatively affects the liver and leads to fatty liver called cirrhosis healthy liver cirrhosis
    via mimiofthvalley
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    hydra @blephin Dec 1 • • • • ☐ Subway Sandwich shop $1-10 75 mi 3 years ago Love the fact that I create my own sandwich 200 views Helpful 1 ☑
    via blephin_
  • 22
    tendollar @tendollardanny Dec 1 alone on cyber monday again this year. unbelievable
    via tendollardanny
  • 23
    Keara Sullivan @superkeara · Dec 1 They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism
    via superkeara
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    • Jetski-Oh: the St... @jets... · Dec 2 Noah preparing for the flood: some ambie... @purity... Dec 1 • geese should join animal collective
    via jetskitosway2
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    wanye @xwanyex Nov 30 "Password previously used." "Password previously used." "Password previously used." ... • Yeah, I know! These are ones I like!
    via xwanyex
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    • mothman @grantisdumb Nov 30 I swear to god the drag queen at the bar last night said her name was Julie Chen Moonves
    via grantisdumb
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    rural jur... @ruraljurormo... Nov 29 Dining "chosen family style" tonight which is when I put my card down and then a bunch of gay people don't Venmo me back
    via ruraljurormovie

  •  It's a great place to get lost for a while, if you ask me. So if you need something like that this week, then you're in the right place. No need to log on to Twitter itself, we've already got the best of it right here for you. Now scroll on and enjoy the spoils.

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