Woman demands cookie shop bake her favorite flavor that’s not on the menu, argues with staff, and leaves planning to return when her “preferred” manager can cater to her cookie cravings: ‘Why can’t we make them? Because they’re not on the menu’

I swear, some of these stories make me question the ability of some people to even remotely grasp how civilization works. This is one of those stories, because it turns out some people treat bakeries like confessionals. Like enough persistence can turn policy into pastries. 

One woman walks into a cookie shop and immediately begins her tragic quest for a chocolate chip croissant cookie, a flavor that, at least this week, lives only in memory. The employee gently explains that only red velvet croissant cookies are available. The woman reacts like someone offered kale instead of oxygen. Suddenly, it's not about dessert anymore; it's about justice.  

She calls her husband to confirm the crisis, as if his cookie preference might sway the laws of inventory. When that fails, she escalates. She asks for the manager by name, like she's summoning a patron saint of exceptions. Another manager emerges, calm but struggling on the inside, explaining they don't have the ingredients, or the permission, or the will to create a rogue batch of baked goods. The woman pushes on, bargaining like a hostage negotiator who demands control of the oven. 

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