'He asked if I felt strange energies at night': Man spends weeks repositioning his neighbor’s beloved garden gnomes inch by inch, sending the neighbor into panic and confusion, until man admits to the "prank", turning the whole neighborhood against him

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  • Man touching his head in confusion while standing near his garden gnomes
  • AITJ for secretly moving my neighbor’s garden gnomes one inch every night for two months?

    So I (29M) live in a small duplex. My neighbor "Carl" (50s?) has a front yard completely filled with garden gnomes.
  • Like, dozens of them. Different sizes, hats, even one holding a fishing pole. They're kinda legendary in the neighborhood.
  • He polishes them, names them, even decorates them for holidays. I thought it was cute... until he started getting passive- aggressive about me "not respecting the art of lawn display" because my own. yard was "too plain." So, out of boredom and maybe mild pettiness, I started a slow experiment.
  • Each night when I got home from work, I'd move one gnome slightly. Like, \one inch.\ Sometimes I'd tilt it.
  • Sometimes I'd swap two that looked similar. After about three weeks, Carl began to lose it.
  • He'd come outside squinting at the gnomes, muttering things like "I know you're not looking the same, Greg." He even installed a motion light, but I was patient.
  • Two months in, he called an exterminator because he was convinced raccoons were "rearranging his army." Finally, last week, he knocked on my door and asked if I "felt strange energies at night." I couldn't keep a straight face and admitted everything.
  • Man peeking from behind a large tree trunk
  • He stared at me for like ten seconds, sighed, and said, "Well... at least you have good spacing sense." Now the rest of our neighbors think I bullied him, but honestly, it started as harmless fun.
  • AITJ for driving a man half-crazy with slow gnome migration?
  • InfamousCup7097 Buy him a new gnome as a gift to add to his collection and just put it in his yard to find. Ntj
  • Familiar_Rock_6668 NTJ. I'd have started moving all of them - ALL of them. Start turning them slightly towards his front window. Nevermind if they get turned back around - next time turn them a little MORE towards the window. Then they start moving towards it. Next thing you know he walks out to his army staring at him through the front door.
  • yomomma5 I think it's hilarious! Doesn't sound like he's too upset about it. But yes, buying him a new one would be a great idea!
  • Phaorpha NTJ Na.. you came clean before he checked into an institution
  • DefeatTheUp It's a funny prank, but maybe it's time to stop.
  • A garden of gnomes
  • Economy_Drummer_3822 "he installed motion cameras, but i was patient" #youre not even trying are you
  • DramaticReach9854 I have Christmas gnomes in my home. It's the only time I bring them out. I know each year my husband is going to buy 1 or 2 Christmas Yoda and insert it into my gnome set. Just like he knows I'm going to buy 1 or 2 gnomes. It's a running joke we have between us to see who can spot the new Yoda/gnome first. YNTA
  • tink0608 I am saving this idea.....it's. freaking hilarious
  • Boomer050882 My brother would stop by his friend's house every time he was in the neighborhood and take his University of Michigan flag and throw it in the bushes. It took several years before his buddy figured it out!
  • Ok_Maintenance7716 You have to much free time on your hands. Get a hobby.

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