Office lunch trend sparks chaos and company-wide memo: 'Please excuse me while I go destroy your lunch'

Author image for Remy Millisky
Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 22, 2025 11:00 AM EST

A funny joke between coworkers soon spread to the entire workplace! 

What do you bring for lunch each day? It varies between people — some bring leftover dinners, others bring sandwiches, some bring fruit or granola bars. I bring cereal lately because it's super easy, and when I'm packing a lunch in the morning, I don't want to assemble a whole sandwich or something. Plus, if you bring something really delicious and leave it in the office fridge, there's a nonzero chance that someone else will eat it! 

Why would someone steal office food? Good question. It's probably a desperate decision made by someone who hasn't eaten in like 4 hours and can't afford to go buy something for themselves. It's a selfish choice, though, and you'll be the most unpopular person in the office if your coworkers discover that you're the one who's been sneaking away with their leftover lasagna!

With all that in mind, this office got absolutely chaotic with their lunchtime pranks. It started off with just a few people who kept throwing each other's meals away (some coworkers have that dynamic, I guess?). Anyway, the juicy, hilarious, now-deleted story is available to read down below, and I hope you find it as funny as this entire workplace did! 

Advertisement
  • 01
    Man in white shirt with pizza boxes in front of him smiles at laptop of man in blue shirt next to him in office setting
    via Dmitrii Shirnin For Unsplash+

    The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.

  • 02
    i used to mess with a coworker by waiting til his lunch was done microwaving then beating him to the kitchen and throwing it in the trash
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 03
    i started this trend and the whole workplace followed suit. the prank got wildly out of hand and memos were eventually sent out to stop it
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 04
    eventually, people were just going into the kitchen during office hours and throwing people's food in the trash/outside... mob mentality
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 05
    no one ever got mad because we all wanted an excuse to order takeout. we started packing terrible lunches because we knew what would happen
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 06
    but if you put your food in the microwave, then stayed to guard it, you'd be chastised and shamed, so the game had some structure to it
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 07
    anyway, the thing that led to the company wide memos declaring the "game" illegal was pretty awesome
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 08
    so this guy who worked in HR put his lunch in the microwave, knowing full well what he was risking by doing that (lunch in the trash, etc)
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 09
    so this guy walks past me and my coworker and angrily says something along the lines of "dont touch my flunch, im serious"
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 10
    like... come on dude, firstly: it's a fun game. secondly: f yourself. thirdly: please excuse me while i go destroy your lunch
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 11
    so we went into the kitchen, ripped the microwave (with his lunch cooking inside) out of the wall and threw the entire microwave on the lawn
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 12
    the guy went nuts. like, he turned into the adult of equivalent of a sobbing baby with a p filled diaper
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 13
    later that day, the memos went out and the game ended forever. i dont work there anymore BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THAT
    via @CathoIicConvert
  • 14
    Man in white shirt sits at office desk holding coffee cup and smiling at man in blue shirt to his right
    via Dmitrii Shirnin For Unsplash+

    The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.

  • 15
    Bradford Pearson @Bradford Pearson I just tried to read this aloud to my wife, who has never heard it before, and couldn't finish because I was crylaughing too hard
    via @BradfordPearson
  • 16
    Catie McKinlay @catietmckinlay • 5h If someone did this to me, I would actually cry. Just thinking of all the days that I've been starving but kept pushing lunch because I was so busy. I finally reheat my food only to come back and someone did this?? F. I would go home immediately
    via @catietmckinlay
  • 17
    pato o'ward's ears @monsterrats THE MICROWAVE ON THE LAWN LMAOOOOO00
    via @monsterrats
  • 18
    saddness95 @VAPORWAVE951 · 12m $95 Replying to @CatholicConvert THE WHOLE MICROWAVE THO II GIF ALT
    via @VAPORWAVE951
  • 19
    taylor7 @Taylor7Lampe ⚫ i'm fɩ CRYING
    via @Taylor7Lampe
  • 20
    fffff @RoosedInstitute 22m Replying to @CatholicConvert If I had something good and someone threw it away intentionally they are going to catch hands.
    via @RoosedInstitute
  • 21
    mo robbie @momorobbie 41m this reads like a tim robinson sketch�
    via @momorobbie

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

office kitchen workplace-stories coworkers lunch
Scroll Down For The Next Article