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8 Hilariously Clever Quotes On Wood

  • 1
    Text - BIGFOOT IS BLURRY THAT'S THE PROBLEM IT'S NOT THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S FAULT
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  • 2
    Text - WEARING A TURTLENECK IS LIKE BEING STRANGLED BY A REALLY WEAK GUY, ALL DAY
  • 3
    Text - RICE IS GREAT IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY AND WANT TO EAT 2.000 OF SOMETHING
  • 4
    Text - I USED TO DO DRUGS I STILL DO, BUT I USED TO, TOO.
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  • 5
    Text - A BURRITO IS A SLEEPING BAG FOR GROUND BEEF.
  • 6
    Text - DOGS ARE FOREVER IN THE PUSHUP POSITION
  • 7
    Text - A WAFFLE IS LIKE A PANCAKE WITH A SYRUP TRAP.
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  • 8
    Text - HAVE A VEST. IF I HAD MY ARMS CUT OFF, ITD BE A JACKET

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