Hinge Dating App Fails Of The Week That'll Make You Lose Faith In Society (January 14th, 2026)

We're back with another week of…"There's no way I'm reading this right!"

We know the online dating world is full of…unique personalities. Some we'd dabble with, and others we'd prefer to keep at a very far distance. Some things just shouldn't be allowed on the internet, yet it seems our eyes do not deceive us. That these truly are the words of certain men and women in hopes of finding 'love', or at least something close enough…

But the more, I read through these "prompts", the more I genuinely start to lose faith in the human race as a species. Sure, there's no lack of wit, and the humor is there. But we're not marrying solely on "wit" or the ability to turn a dad joke into a relatively funny one. So next time he lists "computers" under hobbies, remember, that this is not a job interview, it's important to dive deeper. Unless of course, your MacBook is glitching. Then you can plan a date, IN A PUBLIC SPACE! 

Jokes, aside. Just kidding, never. Dating apps are meant to bring amusement, but there's only so much humor we can endure whilst on the search for the one. So instead, we've chosen our favorite and most cringe-worthy Hinge Prompts of the week, so that you don't have to sieve through them yourself! That's right kiddo, put down your phones, and go to a bar, a museum…anything, as long as you get chatting! And if you're still looking for your daily dose of Hinge-y humor, we've got you covered! 

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