Neighbor tattles on HOA resident and gets them fined, resident messes with them until they hire a priest for ghostly behavior in return: ‘He had the house blessed’

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  • a person hiding in shrubbery
  • this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were "visible from the street" on a non-trash day.
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  • i got a $50 fine. i said okay gary. okay. every wednesday night i set an alarm for 3am.
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  • i go outside in dark clothes. i move his trash cans about 6 inches to the left.
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  • that's it. just 6 inches. then i go back to bed. the first few months he didn't notice.
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  • then one morning i saw him standing in his driveway just staring at them. he moved them back.
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  • next wednesday. 6 inches. he started putting a rock in front of them to mark the spot.
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  • i moved the rock too. he installed a ring camera. i approached from the blind spot behind his bushes.
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  • i know his yard better than he does at this point. last summer his wife came over to ask my wife if we'd "noticed anything strange in the neighborhood." my wife said no.
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  • i was standing right there. i ate a granola bar and nodded. in october he had the house blessed.
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  • senior priest standing at the altar
  • i watched a priest walk through his front door. i saw them standing in the driveway praying over the trash cans.
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  • i almost felt bad. almost. he's started bringing them inside his garage now. so i've pivoted to moving his welcome mat 2 inches every week instead.
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  • i will never stop. i don't even remember what being normal feels like. the HOA created me.
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  • EDIT: since people keep asking about the ring camera - the welcome mat is by his side door.
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  • camera points at the driveway. but i'm not taking chances so i bought the same ring camera model and spent a month testing angles in my own house.
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  • there's a 2 foot blind spot if you approach from the left hedge. 10 second delay before recording starts.
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  • i can be in and out in 8 ;)
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