22 Cat Ipad Kids Who’ve Been Lost to Technology

You have likely heard of the rising generation of ipad kids, and you likely assumed that they were solely hooman children. But today we are mortified to show you that this trend has reached our purrecious cat children and it is here to stay.

The days when your cat would sit at the window and watch for birds for hours on end have come to an end. No longer shall you hear them making those strange bird-like noises to try and attract their prey that they will never get. No longer shall you have the peace and quiet their aviary obsession used to afford you for large swaths of the day. Instead you are soon to be living in a world where each and every cat has their very own ipad. A world in which cats are game and scrolling obsessed, seeking ever increasing dopamine rushes from their ipad interactions.

And you know that the more they do it, the less it will work, and who will suffer then? Well, all of us cat pawrents, that is who. So we made this list to forewarn you, it is coming, there is very little you can do about it, and so the best thing you can do is hunker down and hope your cat does not hear that ipads are all the rage right now. We wish all feline pawrents good luck and fully charged ipads in the case that their cat child catches on.

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While most ipad kids are glued to their screen scrolling social media or bashing away at the screen playing the latest fruit slicing game, this kitty seems to have taken a more serious approach to technology. Opting to survey the borders of his house to make sure that no intruders come in. which if you are quick enough might be a great way to raise your inevitable ipad kids. Tell them that this is a game and the second you see a credible intrusion threat you win a prize. In the worst case your home gets saved thanks to their early warning and in the best case you have a child who is ultra focused and can stay concentrated on very little for great lengths of time.
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And here we have a terrifying example of what happens when kids spend too much time being instantly gratified by games and social media. They start looking for ways to approach their media such that the satisfaction is as great as it once was. But the sad truth is that it will never be what it was and they will always be chasing that feeling. Whether it means using their ipad upside down, from high up, from underneath the couch, they will try every possible variation to get that hit of dopamine once more.
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