'Me turning down my phone's brightness to check my bank account in public': 25+ Out-of-context memes sprinkled over your feed for good luck

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    When they describe something that makes your mind go on a fun little adventure adhd memetherap
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    Me turning down my phone's brightness to check my bank account in public 9:41
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    Why spelling matters: Bassinet Bascinet
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    When you find out that once you get in shape, you still have to stay in shape
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    one thing the entire animal kingdom has in common is the face we make when our kid won't shut up
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    me not getting a gn text Luhaenten @luhaenten 12/6/2024 Absolutely besotted with Tchaikovsky's tone in this letter If you do not want to write, at least spit on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, and send it to me. You are not taking any notice of me at all. God forgive you - all I wanted was a few words from you.
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    You know what, let's not argue anymore. Let's just say we're both to blame. Especially you... A Lovers Quarrel, by August Wilhelm Nikolaus Hagborg
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    Watching these two as a kid was one of the main reason we all grew up to be so sarcastic
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    blue balls @aibocrisp motherfucker u think i'm a cartoon villain Question 5 of 35 I use tricky plans and schemes to get my way. NEXT > BACK
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    Sauron? Never heard of him.
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    bpdshan Follow Sep 8, 2023 the funniest thing that's happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them" STRICTLY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTI They Them Manchester Dear Them, You have been referred for an assessmen andmaybegayer 000 Follow Oct 20, 2023 promoted your pronouns to nouns
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    When you wake up from a nap and don't know where you are. 1459
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    Philosophy people disproportionately look like vilains and I don't know why 12:33 PM 5/16/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    this is how calm i look right before i make a wildly impulsive decision. N
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    GIRLS NIGHT
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    CLG @dxvmxnds being very intelligent & extremely self aware has gotten me nowhere. so it ends now.
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    How I stare at my alarm as I set it for work tomorrow..
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    megan @slitthroatz i hate the "watch a movie" suggestion when i say im bored. shut up. i have no attention span. i need to chew on batteries 12:08 PM - 4/30/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    WE HAVE NO NAMES BUY AND NAME US lithping name us and the contract will be sealed
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    Imagine taking a nap on the titanic and waking up to this
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    Solidus Red @ABetterRed what you all gonna be when civilization falls? I'm gonna be an old junk merchant 4:40 AM - 4/14/21.
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    The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr my printer when I tell it to print something 11:19 AM 1/30/26 204K Views
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    QD www.WELSHITALIANPIZZA.CO.UK- PL WELSH ITALIAN To THE THE WELSH ITALIAN AJATI WWood Fired Made for you PIZ CO Made
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    McDonald's got an attitude today 1 Sec Mf US$3.79 NCR
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    When ADHD people get a random burst of late night energy and decide the house needs some renovating:
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    园 ings Tea ALT FRESH NOTION SLEEPYTIME SLEEPYTIME EXTRA m+ Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Extra Caffeine 20 each | $0.20 I'm so scared, what the f memesnotwelcome Feb 28, 2022 $3.99 does this do to you SALE S SLEEPYTIM EXTRA TEA BAGS Celes Sleep 2.
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    I'm pretty sure my brain was created with zerotonin and nopeamine because like what the actual fuck is happening?
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    Things with Faces. Join Suggested for you. Amanda Ozerski 2d These banksia seed pods are just loving life.
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    When you're cleaning your room and get distracted by the stuff you found
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    When you're dead inside but your friend needs emotional support:
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    charlie @civic_crab greek court: socrates you are on trial for Never Shutting The Fuck Up, how do you plead socrates: not guilty, and here is a book's worth of speech to back it up. plato you gettin all this? plato, scribbling furiously: yeah man this is gold
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    Matthew Inman @Oatmeal DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can't I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN
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    Me viewing houses worth 6 million and be like, "no, i don't like the kitchen"
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