20 Original Feline Funnies Featuring Cats So Stoopid We Furgot to Laugh

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Feb 13, 2026 12:00 PM EST

If there's one thing dads and cats have in common, it's dad jokes and naps, but that's two things and it's clear that we're no meowthmetician. These memes are so stoopid you won't be able to resist saying "That's a real knee-slapper!" and then slap your knee.

Cats are often purrtrayed as feminine, but really, they're all just middle-aged dads at heart. They have a disdain for trying new things, love their routine, enjoy nothing more than a good nap in a comfy chair, and they both love to pretend that they don't like affection. But most of all, they love to tell a stoopid joke. A joke that's so bad you laugh out of pity, a joke that's so bad you want to wipe it from your meowmory with disinfectant. They're so bad that you can't help but laugh at them, that they've rounded the corner from bad to good by being so purrfectly idiotic. We know because cats have been using terrible puns in their memes since the beginning of meme history, and also because our cat always laughs at our dad jokes. 

So, the meme wizards here at I Can Has Cheezburger whipped up some original feline funnies this week that are just awful. Terrible. Horrific. But they're also so bad that you can't look away from them, you have to keep scrolling out of a pawsitively silly desire to know if they're really as bad as the one before. They're purrfect for cat owners because they're made by feline fanatics who love cats almost as much as we do. 

We're sorry, but also not sorry, for sharing these with you. It's Furiday, so we thought you could use a hearty laugh, and this is the best we could do on such short notice. See you next week!

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    funnycatsite.com Oh, Great Orange One, Tell me what time I will finally get some lasagna
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    What I lack in vocabulary... I make up for in... ...You know... ...Stuff... ...And things...
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    Nyan Cat has to hit the unemployment line I guess
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    funnycatsite.com Mr. Scott, the portal is closing Beam me up!
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    ee Yes, you can give me more treats. Who do you believe, me or your lying scale?
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    I love you, from my head ROYIN ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM tomatoes.
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  • Sigh. The real question here is: was the tomato staged, or did the cat actually start guarding this tomato like a dragon with a horde of gold? Either way, this meme comes purrfectly in time for Valentine's Day. If you know someone who loves tomatoes or terrible puns, you know exactly what to send them now. 

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    Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM:
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    KN You're the other half to my equation and then sum
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    Cars these days have too many gadgets I put it into reverse, and the screen played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
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  • If anyone would run over a purrson while backing up, it would be a cat. Or our mom. She's not the best driver, but that's mostly because she doesn't believe in mirrors. Don't worry, our dad does most of the driving. 

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    Whenever I feel guilty about taking a nap in the middle of the day, I remind myself I am a cat, and therefore entitled to do whatever I want wherever I want whenever I want to.
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    Raise your right paw I DOAN KNOE WHICH IZ MAH RITE PAH
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    Talking to Ceiling Cat on the great white telephone ep
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    No this was your chair, but it's quite obviously mine now.
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    yes, you do look like you could use some more sleep go back to bed & i'll put away the rest of breakfast
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    NON PLUS ULTRA
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    None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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    Nature gave you opposable thumbs And this is what you do with them?
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    and then Ceiling Car touched the hoomin and named her Can Opener
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    Mover Fresh Catnip LONG W 0 LEY FRESH CATNIP 2.00 OWENS SPINAC WINTERED #4.00 E Loooong Catnap COTION
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    Loluroboros The orange cat god that symbolizes the infinity of cat memes
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