Employee gets even with critical boss by using her flawed format for submitting reports before quitting: 'I hope you're having a bad day, Paula. You deserve it!'

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  • An older professional woman speaks candidly with an employee on a couch.
  • Boss always found an error with my monthly reports and cover letters, so I used her old ones and watched her rip them apart.

    I was telling this story the other night, and I was told to post it here.
  • This takes place 19 years ago when I worked for State Street Bank for one of the worst human beings ever, Paula.
  • Real places and names so I do not care. If you live in Boston and a looking to work at this place, skip it.
  • It is a horrible place to work. Anyway, on to the story. I had just started working for Paula, the team was a mini project team tackling complex financial operation problems with high SVP visibility, that's how it was sold to me.
  • In reality it was a mushroom farm, with Paula keeping you in the dark and feeding you s
  • All I did was compile reports and gather data from people who were terrified of my team.
  • Needless to say, I was bait and switched and was looking to get out shortly after I got there.
  • She had a habit of always criticizing your work to h with the stupidest things. One the reports I was responsible for was a weekly update on certain Oil warrants out of Nigeria.
  • To those that do not know a warrant is an agreement to buy a commodity at a specific price, regardless of what the current value is.
  • The reason being there was an option to buy at $30 per barrel when prices peaked at $90 per barrel.
  • We had no idea if the holder knew about this or not, but we had to monitor and report because the liability and loss would have been massive.
  • Any who, week after week after week after week Paula would review and rip me a new a ole over the format, verbiage and every stupid thing not related to the actual numbers being right.
  • Total ticky tack stuff. One day I was going through the network files and stumbled across an old folder for a similar project.
  • An older professional woman sits at her desk.
  • It was Paula's handiwork before they gave her a team to manage. So, I decided to use her format for everything, even changing the report structure to look just like hers and using her cover letter language.
  • I brought it to her office to review and sign off, and she absolutely lost her s.
  • She asked what happened to the old format. I told her since she didn't seem to like what I had been doing I thought it best to change it around.
  • She said that this was worse than before, probably the worst I submitted to her. She went on and on for what seemed like forever.
  • I just looked at her and didn't interrupt with blank look. Her last question to me was what I was thinking when I made these changes.
  • An older professional woman speaks candidly with an employee on a couch.
  • I told her that I used the formatting and language she used when she was doing a similar report a few years
  • That I found the folder online and used her past work verbatim, just with the numbers and relevant information changed.
  • I gave her printouts of her reports and letters to compare. She just looked at me and had this dumbstruck look on her face.
  • I asked if this was bad should I go back to my format then? She just signed off on the reports and said to send them as is.
  • I just wanted to confirm that they were fine to send because less than a minute ago she said it was basically unreadable.
  • She said they were fine as is and we didn't have time to redo them. So, I sent them out.
  • I was smart enough to find and save all of her old work, for example, to use.
  • I noticed that she went thought and deleted/moved the older folders after I encountered because I expected her to.
  • This cat and mouse game went on for remainder of my time there. I would use her templates/past work and wait for her to tear it apart.
  • After a few more times, she eventually figured out I grabbed all of them. She asked and I told her I created SOPs using all of her past work and had it saved locally.
  • It seemed like a logical thing to do. I was able to quit a few months later.
  • An older professional woman sits at her desk, looking offscreen.
  • Unlucky-Total4573 I salute you well done
  • j_jilly69420 My Paula was Deanna. Good for you OP!!!
  • Stop_The_Crazy Paula is a goblin who likes to spread misery around.
  • gilbeys 18 I hope you're having a bad day Paula! You deserve it!
  • Zealousideal-Group87 Excellent, really, well done, I enjoyed that!!

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