'I have to say weird stuff or I will explode': 27 Memes here to pick you up when you're down

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    Thief!!! Stolen right off my nephew's plate! No respect! opossums-are-groovy This is my favorite photo ever
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    shivers @thecroakerqueen not the chickens watching suspiria Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree.2d The chicken coop is really giving "low budget horror film" vibes tonight.
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    "You're gonna flower in your 30s" The flower:
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    Travis Akers @travisakers.7h So much for being the "Free State of Florida." X Now we can't even baptize our gators in a Waffle House! WPOR WFOR 4 News 4 @WFOR4News A Florida man was arrested for attempting to "baptize" an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea. 100 Chon MIAMI-DADE PD @ChonRM 211 MIAMI-DADE PD 956 thil 33K ☐ ↑ X.com In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Gatori.
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    the grink @goulcher .34m Saw these condiment udders last night and can't stop thinking about them. triggered my fight or flight response KETCHUP MUSTARD MAYO THE 36 HAUS THEVIOT WIRE -THE DOG H YORKSHIRE B £5.50 CURRYHUAST £1.9 VEGAN TRUFFLE £1
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    "The morning dew perfectly captured my dog's erratic freedom run." vincentvangoth nyoooooooom
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    what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse
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    christabythebeach 17h Follow FIGHT AGAINST THE SADNESS, ARTAX - THE DOW IS OVER 50,000 2+ 2.7K 95 249 > 420
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    beatnikplaywright Pam Bondi 21h > "I'm sorry, Dave, but the Dow is at 50,000." +
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    Today's Requirement Bones (they do not have to be yours)
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    @stevensongs
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    Me, still talking my witch sh while they try to burn me
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    PetSmart count ur fuqin days I said trim not a fade 00000000ee
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    Hackers getting ready to steal everyone's information Discord Millions of people's biometric data
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    A few old guys met at McDonald's to show off their Hot Wheels. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED georgie @Beefy I see my future and it is bright WcDonald's
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    Murray Supreme @dropkick_murray • 19h It's there forever now, John. This is the first time it's ever snowed and it stays forever John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz Feb 11 This pile is almost 7 ft high. How's it going to go away? OS
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    Feb 14th. Feb 15th.
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    when you were daydreaming and accidentally stared into the soul of the person across from you and now you gotta look literally anywhere but at them
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    how i act when anyone has my phone bcs i genuinely dont know whats in my own phone
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    The bag of shredded cheese when I open the fridge at 2am Do you want me?
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    NICOLAS CAGE JAY BARUCH THE D SORCE APPRE me after offering to pay for my friends food but my card declined
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    Greg Lukianoff @glukianoff I plan to badly ab e this knowledge Cary Kelly @CaryKelly11 Parmigiano-Reggiano is the most protein dense food on earth at 34% protein per 100g. It has more protein than chicken and beef. REGGIANO PARKINGAK Unearn Faith
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    screwyouandrew hes fat cause he's full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug bitterness-with-bliss In reality, frogs that are "full of love" are actually full of poison. screwyouandrew Love arrives in many forms
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    @takacharm I have to say weird stuff or I will explode.
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    fun date idea: we go buy a lego set (you pay) & then build it together (i build the set & you watch me)
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    SESAME STREET Grover shows Mr. Johnson the embalmed corpse of his brother to instill fear and loyalty.
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    1) Wait for it to get better 2) Wait for it to get better 3) Wait for it to get better 4) Wait for it to get better

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