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If Karen had a dog, she would bark at the tree for making a leaf fall next to her in autumn, threatening that she would never return to mark her territory on it.
If Karen had a dog, she would look at another dog across the park straight in the eye, and if he dared look back, she would complain to the park management to report harassment.
If Karen had a dog, she would cancel plans outright, despite being planned weeks in advance, only because she forgot she had a haircut appointment at the groomer, and that's always more important than anything.
If Karen had a dog, she would be this dog exactly.
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That's not only a cat thing - the Committee Against Vacuum Cleaners has decreed: no more vroom vroom when the pets are nearby.
But we get it. Dogs hate the vacuum cleaner too, because it's loud to the point that the sound is everywhere. Dogs' hearing is significantly better than ours, and loud sounds like the vacuum cleaner might be scary for them.
So, you know, just try living with the dust, will you?
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Joke's aside, dogs make for excellent therapy animals. They're loyal, steady, and loving every inch of their human. Having a doggo BFF is healing to the soul on every level pawssible.
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