20 Awkward Commentaries and Devious Comebacks From the Comment Section of the Internet

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  • 01

    Cheaper Than The Mechanic

    So ashamed to be human right now EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany, Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts Like Comment Cath and 6 others Share Kevin Mauch Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer? Asking for a friend.
  • 02

    It's A Numbers Game

    You get to add 1 zero to any number in your life, what would you choose and why? mohammedadib 7w Sorry girls, but periods are now 50 days. 67744 Reply View 234 more replies migiubigaus 6w I now get 50 weeks paid vacation per year Reply View 72 more replies beefylegz 6w "Mr President... they just hit the 20th tower" Reply 82248 16207
  • 03

    That's Unfortunate

    Fat Belly Why do we have two nostrils instead of one big hole? Todd Likes 7 nature knows what happens to big holes
  • 04

    No More

    Nehemiah Advance @AdvanceSimango We got married. Follow @BossAntioneKingAntione Likes ANDRE. The Andre I support y'all because no offspring deserves this type of head... the cycle ends with you 179 guys.
  • 05

    They Took It Far

    OnionTM (they/them) @AnarchOnion the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm The Verge @verge Call of Duty removes streamer's skin after homophobic comments theverge.com/ 2023/6/9/23755... 10:10 AM 6/9/23-383K Views
  • 06

    Just You Wait

    The next icon of the New York skyline that defies engineering wh4theduck_quack 2d Season 2 coming soon Reply View 17 more replies WILL 20.7K
  • 07

    True Longing

    I wish I would have known this was going to be our last interaction together. ← Post Khamenei.ir@khamenei_ir 1/3/26 X We will bring the enemy to its knees. Rate proposed Community Notes -> 16K 14K 66K lil 13M X.com Angie G @MomAngtrades This sounds pretty gay tbh 8:34 AM 1/3/26 15K Views
  • 08

    Kid Baddie

    Search: stephanie lazy town edit 429 comments Raquan22dagoat Yo she was a baddie 2-5 Reply Raquan22dagoat As a kid 2-5 Reply Raquan22dagoat 154 60 Raquan22dagoat Like when I was a kid 2-5 Reply 79 Q Raquan22dagoat Raquan22dagoat Like meaning when I was a kid I saw her and I thought she was a baddie 2-5 Reply 80 ☑
  • 09

    She Changed Genres

    C Cosmopolitan. Follow 8m. She stuns. cosmopolitan.com Taylor Swift Went Fully Makeup-Free and Looks Stunning She looks like the singer of Megadeth i
  • 10

    Strictly Birthday Suit Only

    Watching Derpixon put up one last fight against Ai Comments 863 @kimphillips23.10d ago Not all heroes draw clothes 8.8K 29 replies > 푸 X
  • 11

    It Created A Miracle

    Someone know what part of the Bible describes the workout routine to get the body of Chr_t? nemojluka 3d Crossfit REPLY -931 +3
  • 12

    Only The Toilet Mat Will Do

    Então é muito especial 7,150 comments EL Christal standing in the bathroom trying to decide what to wear
  • 13

    Spider Craving

    Space_Bard_72d 6 Awards I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on. My mom said I seemed to like it so she wasn't going to stop me. Later on I find out that I'm a freak of nature for doing it, but I still eat it that way because I just like it. The only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin, I have "forbidden fruit" moments when I'm looking at the abdomen of a tarantula. dyrannn - 72d Reply 27.3k 6 Awards Yes officer this comment right here 17.6k
  • 14

    Champion Mewer

    Comments pete_thommo_thomas 10w Are you gathering nuts for winter? Reply View 251 more replies danromcom 2d S 64 B 77 тыс. "No I haven't seen your PlayStation YouTube Caldruk 25 controller" Не...тся Reply View 56 more replies 1191 petey_out_west 10w Is he venomous? Reply ☑ Под...ься 33 Ремикс
  • 15

    Laid Back Workout

    1d Would only require a couple hundred calories to flay his skin from his body using a rusty butter knife d Sam Altman would like to remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too "Training a human takes 20 years of food." Sam Altman on how much power Al cons...
  • 16

    Celebration Time

    nes @feydemon 17h that's not how you spell it....... iMessage lucy Today 4:19 PM Frederick has just passed. I've been balling all day. 24 1459 8,202 Il 160K ↑ @possumbrained me when my dog fing dies GIF ALT -
  • 17

    For What Possible Reason

    What is your Opinion on Germany? 124 upvotes 708 comments wereloupgarou 12h Argentina I learned german to b2 level just because I like them, never been there Reply 91 SandmanKFMF 12h Lithuania
  • 18

    Color Coded

    there's a reason you've only seen black and white pictures of mlk btw Search: mlk colored pictures 1,021 comments strawberriyayy Thats bc milk is.. white? 19h Reply strawberriyayy Wait sorry 19h Reply = X 8,012 14.2K
  • 19

    Time To Re-Tape

    1 r/AskReddit u/Questichne 8h For 10 seconds, stop what you're doing and just listen. What do you hear? Discussion 7.0k 5.6k ↑ Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD tr3vln⚫ 5h Thanks for this. Turns out the hostage was screaming again. VIEW ALL
  • 20

    Toothpicks

    + 1.2M 20.4K 74.3K Kewan Briggs 20,404 comments in them jeans mate and you will break ur ankle shawnography 24w He skipped leg year Reply 1,768

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