Emo Kylo Ren Returns To Twitter With A Burning Vengeance

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mattstaff
Mar 10, 2018 11:00 PM EST

Emo Kylo Ren has been busy clogging up the Twitter feed with a series of shamelessly moody, dark-humored gems. Whoever is running this account is a genius. Our only complaint's simply wanting more of these. 

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  • 01
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow people who have killed more than 50 percent of their parents make me sick
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  • 02
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary today's skype was not productive she could clearly tell that the swelling love theme whenever she spoke was just me playing the oboe even though i made very few mistakes
    via @KyloR3n
  • 03
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow love means never having to say you're sorry you did a genocide
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  • 04
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary i hope my right hand is the one i get to keep
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  • 05
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow our love is god let's go get a blue milk
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  • 06
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary i am going to meet up with my friend from online im bringing handcuffs i hope it's not too forward
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  • 07
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n flexes bicep* just got back from the arms dealer *flexes other arm* they deal to both sides
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  • 08
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow uncle luke is just upset because the last time someone took his hand it was literally
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  • 09
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n stands apologetically beneath your window with a boombox playing the Imperial March*
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  • 10
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow i miss when my uncle's catchphrase was silence
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  • 11
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow *stands in front of mirror for hours force- lifting a space pear onto a fork with a smile* *keeps dropping pear* *destroys mirror in a fit of rage*
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  • 12
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow love is when you mostly listen to someone talk and then every so often you insult them at least i am pretty sure based on my parents
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  • 13
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow no hux i definitely have a girlfriend we speak with our minds she has a magic cave where she does syncopated snapping and she's super good with a lightsaber and like so strong with the force no i don't know her last name but she definitely isn't made up
    via @KyloR3n
  • 14
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow puts on helmet* look uncle luke i'm darth vader do you think i am worth saving now
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  • 15
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow hux please forward me that article about why the empire was right so i can send it to my friend from online
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  • 16
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow do both of you have to know it's a date
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  • 17
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow hey girl am i a Death Star because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i've destroyed
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  • 18
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary today i got to first base it was a rebel base i destroyed it
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  • 19
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn't
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  • 20
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow girl am i a hyperdrive because im broken and i think you should stay here and fix me instead of whatever else it was you had planned
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  • 21
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow uses the Force to blow his shirt open*
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  • 22
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow how do you politely but firmly explain to someone that she is your girlfriend
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  • 23
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow i just want a healthy relationship like darth vader had
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  • 24
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n meticulously colors a bandaid black with sharpie*
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  • 25
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow *chasing you down the sidewalk* excuse me we held hands in my mind so i believe legally you are now my wife
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  • 26
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n i think most uncles are a hindrance uncle luke used to agree
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  • 27
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow life day is for people who like life
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  • 28
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow dear diary i barely miss my dad we had nothing in common i have met a wonderful girl either i'm gonna kill her or i'm beginning to like her
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  • 29
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow no no a VERGENCE i said i was a lifelong vergence in the force like darth vader hux i wish you wouldn't listen on my calls
    via @KyloR3n
  • 30
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow yesterday i heard the opening notes of Welcome To The Black Parade and i barely even turned my head you've got to let the past die
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  • 31
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow i want to put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful star system
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  • 32
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n what base is it when she tears your lightsaber in half
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  • 33
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n dear diary i've been very good lately i almost didn't do several bad things Imean, i did but afterwards i felt bad which should count
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  • 34
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow if someone said 'i love you' to me i would say it back |unlike SOME people i could name
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  • 35
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
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  • 36
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n big relationship milestone is when she kisses her brother to fill you with jealousy but |i dont think i am quite ready for that
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  • 37
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Follow someday i aspire to have the body confidence of jabba the hutt but for now i still need pants
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  • 38
    Text - Emo Kylo Ren Follow @KyloR3n dear diary hux hasn't slept in three weeks he says he can sleep when i die i assume it's a typo
    via @KyloR3n

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