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22 Insane Individuals That Need to Be Banned From Social Media

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  • 1

    Why cannot I?

    Text - Jan 6 at 6:40pm . Why cannot I have some sort of sex with the women my taxes are supporting? Like Share Comment
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  • 2

    That's... sweet? I guess?

    Hair - When you miss your girlfriend so much you go crazy....but you cut her hair and kept some so shes never really gone....
  • 3

    Hillary is a vampire

    Text - 3 hrs HILLARY HAS HIRED PPL INSIDE THE I SHELTER PROGRAM TO CHLOROFORM ME AND TAKE MY BLOOD...EVERY NIGHT...NOT PPL RUNNING IT BUT OTHER "HOMELESS"PPL...HIRED HOMELESS..try to deliver their sociopathic tendecies on me so i think im crazy and you....lol...dey got life and her hired goons gone get "Life"...#Trump
  • 4

    Hypocritical bible interpretation...

    Text - "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." -Leviticus 20:13 The Scripture is clear. How can any good Christian support gay marriage? Like Comment 19 minutes ago A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21) If my memory of high school is correct, you might want to reco
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  • 5

    "If your kids like you, you failed."

    Text - This is straight up wrong. If your kids like you, you failed. It is part of your job as a parent to make them hate you. You will do things that will make them hate you, because you love them. It's not about you, it is about making sure they live a productive life. Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson 20. In the end all that really counts is relationships with other people. No matter how successful you are, if your kids hate you, you've failed. Show this thread 11:03 am-03 Jan 18
  • 6

    Australia is not real.

    Text - Flat Earth Believers 14 October Have you ever been to Australia? Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated li
  • 7

    LIBERAL QUARANTINE

    Text - shared post 15 mins 5 hrs LIBERAL QUARANTINE In order to prevent further infestation of ridiculous liberal ideas and policies, liberals are being asked to stay put in their respective quarantine zones "If you wish to leave your zone because the taxes are too high, the schools suck and criminals run the place, remember, you voted for that crap. Just sit your ass back down and enjoy what you created. Like Comment Share
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  • 8

    On Logan Paul's controversial video

    Text - All you sensitive liberals freaking out over the real world that we all live in. Nothing wrong with showing the truth He should repost the video and tell the truth. He's a better journalist than most... 394 2d Like Reply
  • 9

    HE DID IT!

    Text - 16h ss All this winning Trump has been in office 1 year and has already fixed global warming #MAGA #StableGenius #Resist the #Resistance THEY ARE THE SCIENCE DENIERSas TRUMP HAS BEEN IN OFFICE 1 VEAR Curret 10 7 46 A7 19 10 12 25 12 27 16 10 3 18 18 10 19 21 18 21 25 21 27 28 14 10 19 25 23 & HAS ALREADY FIXED GLOBAL WARMING
  • 10

    'This is chicken'

    Animal fat - Just made medium rare chicken strips. Theyre so good cant believe I havent tried it like this before. Cant wait to dig in with my homemade salad and veges. #healthy dnewyearsresolution #clean dcleaneating Um, you're gonna get salmonella. Just now Like 1 Reply Uhhh dont think so, this is chicken not salmon Just now Edited Like 1 Reply
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  • 11

    Trump saves winter...

    Text - 1.2k> Вeckie) Bless our Lord and Savior Donald Trump for stopping global warming and giving us winter back. Praise Jesus. eD 111 Like Reply 21h View 7 previots replies
  • 12

    "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."

    Text - Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top TV. Star.. 06/01/2018, 13:27 5 927 Retweets 19,2K Likes
  • 13

    Flat Earther tries to science...

    Facial expression - checkmate! 4mph 60mph 1,040mph
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  • 14

    Idiot gets triggered by 'Laverne and Shirley' clip

    Text - "Bomb cyclone feels Shopping for a blizzard like... SLUINIKS SHOPPING SPREE N FOOD MANS PLACKES NT allrecipe. Via GIPHY 336K Views hope these idiots cleaned up their mess! This is not funny or cute! Like Reply D 6 January 4 at 7:17pm Hide 15 Replies Calm down. It's Laverne and Shirley. How can anyone try to turn Laverne and Shirley comedy into a cause...what? Like Reply 4 January 5 at 8:05am Geez, it is just a joke Like Reply 2 January 5 at 8:49am Who is Lavern & Shirley? Like Reply Janua
  • 15

    Girl's coworker reaches out to her for some delightful conversation

    Text - 7:48 PM Have you ever been handcuffed? Um Why Did you know that 1 in 4 girls have been raped? No but sounds legit Thousands of girls are being raped tonight Why are you telling me this They get raped by men like me. I know where you live
  • 16

    Maybe unfriend yourself?

    Text - 29 mins Ok....in 2018 can my very few FB friends PLEASE focus on their grammer and spelling???? I have decided that if a person misspells or uses words incorrectly, I will unfriend them. PLEASE!!!! Be careful!!!!!!
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  • 17

    When your mock conspiracy creates real conspiracy...

    Junk food - Taco Bell Is Officially Adding French Fries To Its Menu DELISH.COM Like Comment Share 0 13K Top Comments 6,434 Shares Write a comment... GIF I'm boycotting Taco BellI Their new commercial shows clearly that tney have ties with the illuminati and they are shoving it in our face. I don't trust them anymore to not be serving us human meat. They have been using McD's process plants for years to get rid of the bodies of people they kill. They have to have somewhere to get rid of all the b
  • 18

    Mad lad shares his own wanted post...

    Face - ared Preston Police's photo. Yesterday at 2:33 pm Muppits Preston Police Yesterday at 10:30 am **WANTED*** Continue reading We want to speak with,
  • 19

    Another Flat Earther cracks the case

    Natural landscape - REFLECTIONS ONA CURVED SURFACE Nick Havok REFLECTIONS ONA FLAT SURFACE This is as simple as it gets. You either see it or you choose not oee it. See Mo e
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  • 20

    Flat Earth Girls Make the Rockin' World Go Round...

    Text - RF ANN April 4, 2017 #FlatEarthGirls do it better 1ONLY DATE LAT FARTHER FLAT EARTH GTRLS DO IT BETTER לן Like Comment Share 566 Chronological 1,704 Shares View previous comments FK the shirt, I want the girl! Available!! Like Reply 3d

    Both people here should be banned.

  • 21

    What?

    Text - Search So this one time we stayed in the same location for too long and Isis knew where we were, long story short a suicide bomber tried to get us and when all this was going down Zeb's first words where "Where's Madeline?!" And I was like oh heyyyy this guy has a crush on me. And now we're here #loveatfirstsuicidebomber #mosulbae #theyfellinloveinahopelessplace
  • 22

    Just everything about Logan Paul...

    Text - Logan Paul Follow @LoganPaul Racism sucks. Don't be racist plz thx 8:06 PM -26 Sep 2013 42 Retweets 92 Likes t 42 7 92 Logan Paul @LoganPaul Watermelon makes your penis bigger - black men. Soy increases the estrogen in your body, decreasing penis size - asians. 7/12/12, 4:24 PM

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