22 Feathered Funnies Featuring Peak Perching Behavior

Look, we all know the truth. The avian population is actually a sophisticated network of surveillance drones charging on power lines and reporting our procrastination habits back to a central hub. But even the most advanced surveillance software has glitches. And when it does, we meme it.

The reason bird memes are the craziest sub-genre of animal memes is that… birds aren't real. Animals are real, of course, but birds are a feathered population that we're expected to believe were once dinosaurs. Sure, there were winged dinosaurs (dinosaurs are cool, we don't dispute that for a second) - but "they" tell us that now they're chickens, or your pet parakeet. How could this be a real thing?

The only explanation we can think of for birds being so bonkers is that none of them is real, they're all drones covered in what was supposed to be fur but production malfunctioned, and their software glitches so bad sometimes they become prime meme material. Surely, there can not be any other reason for this. And since this is the situation, the memes are great. And we gathered some of the best we've seen in the past week.

The following bird memes were probably created when birds experienced system errors in the latest firmware updates. That's what makes them the craziest memes of the animal kingdom - because they're not a part of it at all. Please enjoy these malfunctions before the "pigeons" outside your window report you for knowing too much. And for looking at memes during your workday.

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via @XMemeMachine
To understand how bonkers birds are, take the mockingbird for example. While we're well aware that they don't mock anyone like in this meme (maybe they do in their hearts, who knows), there's actually a good reason for why they're called like that. A mockingbird is called a mockingbird because of its remarkable ability to mimic (or "mock") the sounds of other birds, animals, and even mechanical noises (coughing, they're drones, coughing). They are master mimics, incorporating even hundreds of different sounds into their songs, sometimes repeating a sound up to 87 times in just a few minutes.
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via @WholesomeMeme
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via @equine__dentist
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via @wildgreenmemes
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via @wildgreenmemes
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via @memeuplift
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via How About that!
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via @thisone0verhere
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via @lconawrites
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
Because this bird is called a blue footed booby… We'll let you do the rest of the connection on your own. We count on you, we know our audience is smart.
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
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via @grumpyanimalmemes
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via @alittlehugalittlethug
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via @WildGreenMemes
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via @hometoursandotherstuff
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via imgflip.com | AUSTRALIA ZOO WILDLIFE WARRIORS
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via @hometoursandotherstuff
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via @hometoursandotherstuff
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via @hometoursandotherstuff