21 Astrology Memes Blaming Mercury Retrograde from the Comfort of Your Couch

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    Air Signs Fire Signs we only live once! no, we only di once, we live everyday. Water Signs Earth Signs I di everyday! I've been de d since 1987
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    When you read your birth chart for the first time and suddenly everything makes sense OBITCH RISING AS Su (M 29.37 12746 Many Vi Mas ▼ 252 T 1438 17.39 TTL
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    3 250 - 15³ pov: i'm 3 drinks in and start giving birth chart readings like it's my PhD thesis qu 33'21" 4'46" ap 58'12" ap 41'11'r s 28'56" qu 33'56" FAC A EQMC M
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    4210 When a Sagittarius finds another Sag who also said 'screw it' and booked a spontaneous trip during a mental breakdown.
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    VIRGO LEO Me as soon as I get someone's birth info. CANCER GEMINI MCQ the asstrologers ASTROLOGY TAURUS 270 ARIES Sb. AQUARIUS PISCES
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    every friend group has: the listener: the confused memez.celestial the yapper: one: taurus aries cancer gemini taurus virgo libra gemini capricorn sagittarius scorpio leo aquarius sagittarius pisces leo pisces leo libra gemini sagittarius
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    I need a white girl with a nose ring to tell me what planets are making me sad ME Lmao. Earth bro. It's earth
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    Me My protection crystals
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    "I got their birth time" Me: بل yt. X m כן au
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    astrology is the study of how space is beating your al from that far away
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    me showing my friends their birth charts even though they didn't ask and don't care
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    The planets looking back at you while you blame them for your bad behavior
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    LEO VIRGO When their chart got too many Gemini placements CANCER ASE F- GEMINI TAURUS @the_asstrologers ¥ MC ARIES PISCES 1 TARIUS CAPRICORN AQUARIUS
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    *me minding my business the moon: * "show them how fkn crazy you are."
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    Me, whenever anything happens, ever. Astrology
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    pisces moons ten seconds after meeting you
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    Me looking at the current astrology to confirm my mood swings Omg I knew it Look at this mess
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    Wake me up when Mercury retrograde is over
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    How did you know I was a Taurus rising?
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    Dating Witches be like:
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    me and my spiritual besties working hard on our manifestations

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