26 Weirdly Seated Silly Pit Bulls Pics for the Warm and Fuzzy Place in your Heart

Velvet hippos are becoming ever more popular as hooman baby replacers not only for their baby-like looks, but also for the wonderfully hooman-like things that they have learned to, such as sitting in silly positions.

In recent times the paworable pit bull has been shirking its past persona of the bad guy and has been slowly gaining a reputation as a sweet little doggo baby. Sure their flatulence could take out a cow, their breath could knock out an elevator full of people and their self-awareness leaves room for improvement. But the way that they look at you with those soulful eyes when they seek your approval is just heartmelting. Almost exactly how a baby looks at us, except these baby eyes last for more than a decade, unlike their hooman counterpart that barely last a few years.

So we wanted to revel in the beauty of these pit bulls by sharing this collection of cute doggos sitting in silly positions, to show you yet another way in which these pawdorable puppers are becoming more and more like us hoomans. And if you want to see more puppers taking the place of people check out these working doggos.

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We have this sneaking suspicion as of late that pit bulls might actually represent the next step in the evolution of doggos as they become more and more like us hoomans. There are many points that one can use to argue this theory, and the way that they have learned to sit is definitely one of them. Like how is this doggo sitting as though he is in the butterfly yoga position if it is not due to the fact that he has become more hooman than other doggos? Heck, a lot of hoomans themselves are not even able to adopt this hooman suited position as well as this doggo.
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While you have come to see that there is no shortage of pit bulls who have learned to sit on their bottoms like hoomans, none of them compare to this canine. After all, it is one thing to learn to sit like a hooman. It is a totally different thing to learn what it means to sit like a hooman on your canine sibling after seeing your hooman siblings do it to each other as a sign of dominance. This is conclusive proof that pit bulls are more hooman-like than other dogs. Our minds are made up.
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