'Me everyday thinking how to get rich and disappear': 27 Memes for 27 reasons to celebrate

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  • 01

    Hiiii it's meeee

    *Moves oven* The macaroni noodle that has been under it for seven years: PADDY ENDERS
  • 02

    I would absolutely cruise around town in these things

    Once gas reaches $6 you gonna catch me in these bad boys
  • 03

    I'm not falling for that again

    Take your credit card number. Multiply by 1. Add 0. Post your result in the comments.
  • 04

    Let's just see what happens

    keegan @Keegan59992745.21h “Let marvel rivals players become air traffic controllers" ERAL Dexerto AVIAT MINISTRAT @Dexerto 23h The FAA is now targeting gamers to help fill air traffic controller jobs Officials say they are a natural... X
  • 05

    I actually don't want to be here thanks

    me at the job i begged god for
  • 06

    This is Gen Z culture

    jaundicehaver4000 @ZoeFnaf Follow imagine getting to the top floor and seeing the tom cruise boss health bar pop up Dexerto @Dexerto 15h TikTokers are "speedrunning" Scientology buildings in Los Angeles to see how far they can get before being thrown out Deepest recorded Scientology run Ť SCIENTOLOGY
  • 07

    My plans are measured in centuries

    how I feel after releasing 2 alligators in bros living room and saying "welcome to jurassic park"
  • 08

    Why did I come here again?

    fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as f for no reason 4:31 PM 07 Apr 26 347K Verified Views 5,319 Retweets 98 Quote Tweets 35.7K Likes Rollins @Curiosity_201.3h Replying to @Fortunate Ramen Clocking into the bulls factory every day and wondering why I'm seeing nothing but bulls
  • 09

    It's always just a disappointment

    When you eat a happy meal but you're still not happy
  • 10

    Thanks I hate it

    i know you're busy at work so i left your lunch in your car is this
  • 11

    Brb planning my exit strategy at every turn

    Me everyday thinking how to get rich and disappear
  • 12

    Human nature is simple

    20 25 30 35 40 45 50 EVERYONE AT 95 55 SAID "F*K IT LET'S 60 DO 100" 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100 SM 105 110 115
  • 13

    Beautiful symbiosis

    Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 1d Doing activities with my cat to show I care about her hobbies
  • 14

    You gotta rub me the right way baby

    10:43 ← Post Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.b.. 83 96 Follow i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah Write your reply
  • 15

    You win this time

    turns out nobody was in my walls me-1 voices-0
  • 16

    I guess that's good for us in the long run

    Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE .com Potatoes are better than human bl d for making space concrete bricks, scientists say
  • 17
    sell me your moisture all human moisture considered if interested wait here i'll come to you with cash & a bowl
  • 18
    this is where i post from btw
  • 19
    i'm literally fine as long as i don't think about the past or the future and also the present
  • 20
    *eats vegetable once* hek yea AM HELTH body is tompl CT ACTS DIGITAL IDIOCY
  • 21
    Me and my shadow self deciding how we're going to react to some bulls
  • 22
    Radiohead in the studio like Yea this sounds like drop it a dishwasher
  • 23
    The body keeps the score and I'm LOSING
  • 24
    when your girl gets sleepy and she thinks it's bedtime for both of y'all
  • 25
    God's next test for me should be: "can he handle a ridiculous amount of money
  • 26
    Cam @matrixreloaded_ (DMing a girl the picture of her and her boyfriend she just posted) Us 5:51 PM 17/12/21 Twitter for iPhone 314 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 3,488 Likes 27
  • 27
    Ykno it's bad when you have to hit this on the toilet:

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