30 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

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    carl @NightlifeMingus • 13h (weezer "buddy holly"voice) what's up with clav and kissing these girls / why we aint never kiss Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy • 15h What's up w Clav and kissing all these girls? Y he ain't never kiss me it's okay I don't want to I'm waiting till I'm Married to kiss ...
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    101iight @101Iight • 19h Doing a calorie deficit and regular cardio in the big year 2026 ...
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    HEGELS philosoph... • @philo... Apr 15 ... STOP Stop liking stories Reject modernity: Embrace tradition: A hand written love letters
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    Autumn @seastrxck · 22h ... • bpd stands for boston personality disorder
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    GREATEST BURGER KING FACTS The Greatest B... • @... Apr 16 ••• r/FlarpAddiction 2h I want all of this Flarp! but I'm too poor. Should I gamble so I can afford the Flarp!? ESION G CMELLCI FLARP NOACE FARP PUTTY NOISE FLARP FLARP NOISE PUTTY CAFE
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    Emo Phili... @EmoPhil... 20h ... . because God forbid there should be one fun moment • Mas... @Rainma... Apr 15 Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the de d closed at funeral viewing
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    june... @AWAK3UNAF... • Apr 15 ... why are they recommending me brick Follow businesses you might like Connect with businesses based on your Atticus Shaffer Suggested for you Follow
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    chad @chasedbywasps Apr 15 I met my wife on MyChart
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    Ame... @AmeliaHa... • ⚫ Apr 15 ... "Michigan is landlocked" is certainly an opinion. OPE REST Midwest... • @mi... Apr 15 x.com/the_p_god/stat... Water access Landlocked O Double landlocked Nebraska
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    nek @nekstoer - Apr 15 • spaste the toon for The creaned dpoon ice town Bater ... @bater__... Apr 14 Replying to @kazakh_mage • you can taste these photos ...
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    no con... r/s • @noco... Apr 16 ... ymoviedetails 2 days ago DarthTurtle69 In Knives Out (2019) the twists are Join repetitive and predictable. This is because I've seen the movie before
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    • fat!so? @fatfabfeminist Apr 15 I still love everyone I've ever loved. I think about them white the water boils.
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    no con... @noco... Apr 15 Summer, 1998. Where sweets are baked, not bought. loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
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    Ped Pisse... @fem... . Apr 15 i used to always feel like chelsea clinton in this photo gettyimages Bertrand Rindoff Petroff HATS SMITH
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    ◇ @northstardoll • Apr 15 me after BEGGING my friends to take my picture NOW B
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    • memes t... @Meme... Apr 15 Said "have a good one" to the delivery guy. No weird wave, no voice squeak. bet he thinks I talk to people all the time. Let's go 36K
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    sal @beershotcombo · Apr 15 texting the avoidant to get avoided
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    • cheyene no... @onlyya... Apr 15 I low-key will never ever win the idgaf war because love disarms me completely II GIF 200
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    OLONI BABY @Oloni Apr 15 ... • Carrie in that one episode Quee... @QUEE... Apr 15 kylie minogue in amsterdam gay pride, 2000
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    lucy |-/ @lucyyyfolina · Apr 15 possibly the most 2016 image to exist SNL OCT 8 LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA TWENTY ONE PILOTS NBC
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    dxvid @japanesejesuz · Apr 15 jack antonoff and lorde ...
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    • eve @bubblegumbword Apr 15 Cameron Winter and Olivia Rodrigo ... cocky @miacockucci ... kylie is exactly timothee's type idk why art hoes are crying on here like no one told yall to get a bob and a tote bag
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    tweet davi... @and... Apr 15 ... how this weather got me acting Washington situationship near me Hudson St SOHO LOWER MANHATTAN Ψη ☑ EAST VILLAGE TOP SECRET To Cl cre Bowery Wonder Lowe
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    mr onli... @Absolun... Apr 14 • ... WHEN THE CHAIN TASTE GOOD!
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    Grande @Sixrande • Apr 15 Monday 23:45 How do you like your eggs? Tuesday 07:49 Basically any way Tuesday 15:37 Lol fair enough... Your blasé attitude towards eggs really turns me on... Free tonight?
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    Gra... @gracecamill... Apr 14 ... • was the only one on my trivia team to correctly identify a Jelly Roll song
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    cold (Peori... @c... . Apr 14 Tik Tok it can't all be @katrinakalama Coachella al the time. someone has to hold it down in Moldova
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    • no con... ☑@noco... Apr 14 SAT 12:06 PM SAT 2:16 PM goodmorning not now my situationship dropped another banger
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    • @exvapist Apr 13 Yesterday Let's have fun Thursday Let's have fun > Wednesday Let's drop out and have fun forever Let's have fun ... Wednesday Let's have fun
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    The Notori... @who... Apr 14 • ... i'm gonna take a wild Guess here morgan... @iluvhi... Apr 13 • As someone with wide hips and bigger thighs, I need to find the exact jeans she wore- because they always fit her sooo beautifully. GUESS

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