‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (May 9, 2026)

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    New Parents when their baby is sleeping.... DE-FRAce
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    My kid when I lean forward a little bit and there's a space between me and the back of my chair: It's Free Real Estate made with mematic
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    Me: *tries to clean up my kid's room* My kid: DON'T TOUCH MY GARBAGE THE DAD
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    My kid 5 minutes before school doing anything but getting dressed and ready to go
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    My toddler when I try to get her to listen at grandmas house: you have no power here
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    me to my toddler any time we go anywhere @madmommies why the head ya take your shoes off?
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    Me staring into the void after my kids go to bed DAILYMOMSHOW 1938 Lay's CLASSIC POTATOES REAL POTAT STAN DAILYMO MOHSWO
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    The gentle parenting leaving my body after asking my kid to get her shoes on 48 times @momsbeingpetty
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    Me at 5AM watching my kids devour 50 pounds of chocolate and dump bubbles all over the couch
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    Sam Krapf❤ @sam_gzstrength Oh look, a toddlers 1 day supply of berries ED EDITION Sanficar Blueberries Blue Wonder Net wt 18 oz (510g) WELL-PICT
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    Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby".
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    MY KIDS, 10 MIN AFTER NOT EATING DINNER. @kidsaretheworst -Do we have any little treats to eat?
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    When I check the monitor to make sure my baby is still sleeping My baby: 00
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    Did my kids laundry the other day and found 6 pieces of pepperoni in the dryer after
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    Parent: Are you the pharmacist? Can you tell me if my kid has pink eye? The Kid: @theacc_pharmacist
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    My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips for breakfast while I'm in the bathroom ays Classic mily Size!
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    Kids will literally criticize your outfit while looking like this
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    Me, looking back on some of my parenting decisions. @Mamas_Got_Problems
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    Kyrie Matthews Just now ⚫ me at 1am 215am 253am 330am 402am ed me Tired mom and mem
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    Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
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    EXT Asking my kid what happened to make their sibling start crying THE DAD ET Absolutely nothing. I dunno. I just... I just showed up and... I don't know... I just... I don't even know the guy to be honest with ya

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