27 Feisty Feline Funnies for People Manifesting a Long Weekend of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you working hard, or hardly working?

Corporate life is no joke. Going into the office and doing the same thing day after day can make you feel like you're in an episode of The Twilight Zone. Coffee room small talk, forced lunch conversations with coworkers, and meetings with clients just make us wish we were home with our cats even more. Our cats don't ask us to "circle back" onto something that should be easily understandable and achievable right now. But alas, we will always have things to "touch base on later" and ideas to inevitably "run up the flag pole".

It's Thursday, meaning we're already mentally checked out. We are, however, checked in to our weekend, and we're meownifesting a long one of doing absolutely nothing. No people, no plans - just us and our cats. The only hooman interaction we want is opening the door and saying "Thank you" to the delivery purrson bringing us our takeout. It sounds purrfectly peaceful and the exact reset we need to keep on keeping on for another week. And another week. And the week after that.

If this purrposal also sounds like a slice of heaven to you, then we think you're the kind of purrson who will love our feisty feline funnies below. We can describe you in a few phrases - humor us and read through them. You prefer hanging out with your cats over hoomans, you enjoy a good book over a loud concert, and whenever you do end up going to a social event, you make friends with the resident cat at the party instead of other people. Were we right?

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via JebidiahBeetus
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via Reddit
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via @ellenfromnowon
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Certain people are highly motivated. Go-getters. We are not one of those people. We are meant to stay in bed and slowly fuse with our mattress until we become one symbiotic being. We are meant for 24/7 cuddles with our cats, not lunch meetings and late-night video calls with clients. Aren't there any jobs purrfect for people like us?
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via @PunchingCat
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via @fluffy
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via @asianvelma
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via u/mackmemes
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The older we get, the more we realize that time doesn't really matter. Before you know it, it's already May, and you're nearly halfway through the year. But on the other hand, one workday can feel like an entire year all in 8 hours. Are we turning 36 next year, 40, or 25? Who even knows anymore?
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via @the_pizzacat
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via @Miauravilhas
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