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“Hooman, I am this gorgeous and still you dare not give me unlimited treats? This will come back to haunt you.”
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“Linda I told you, never wake me up when I’m napping! How hard is it for you to leave me alone and be by yourself for a few minutes? Is the loneliness really that crushing?”
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“You have wronged me a 1000 times in a 1000 different ways hooman, but somehow you live to tell the tale each time, but do not take me for a fool that I shall let there be a 1001th time.”
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“Sandra I told you, cats like me do not associate with things you pick up off the street, I do not care if you call it your fur baby, it is dirty from the street where it should have stayed.”
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The look your cat gives you when they think you are stealing their ‘chocolate kisses’ in the litterbox.
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“Excshuse me secondary hooman, primary hooman is not home right now and it is currently 30 seconds passed my dinner time. You might want to make a move otherwise there will be no TV to watch the second half of your precious game.”
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“Jeff, this is what you look like, all day, all night, this is what you do. Do you see how ridiculous you look? Do you understand how you embarrass me every single day?”
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A manic laugh capable of freaking out every living soul within a 10 foot radius.
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The face you need to use when your coworker has been chewing your ear off for 10 minutes and you are just trying to get your work done.
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“Look, until you cough up the treats I’m just going to lie here like this taking up the whole of your bed. We’ll see who caves first when you want to go to bed but are obstructed by a cat taking up half the mattress.
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The face we make when we are well and truly sick of all the shizz and just want to get on with bizz.
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“There shall be no secondary hooman for you primary, not until you get in the kitchen and bring me my fish soup.”
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In the process of creating a super expensive vet bill all in the name of feline food protest.
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This is not the kind of snack we were thinking off…
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“You can put that darn Elf wherever you like Linda, I’m still going to do whatever I want and get all the holiday season treats, you just wait and see.”
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“I don’t care if you bought the heatpad for your hooman baby, I was your baby first and so I get first pick, me you hear?!”
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“Late again Gerald, how many times has it been this week? My patience is wearing thin…”
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“So this is what you think is more important than feeding me? Let’s see how long your precious clothes last once I’m done with them.”
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A feline Grinch is born.
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Part cat, part cow, 100% sassy.
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