Guy's Humiliating Story About What A Poop Knife Is Leaves Internet In Tears

There's nothing shitty about this cringe-packed rollercoaster of a story. What would 2018 be without people popping Tide Pods like there's no tomorrow, and slicing and dicing up monster sh*ts to keep yourself busy on the side, right?

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