Does your cat lie in the most purrcarious positions? As if they defy gravity, cats always find a way to perch in the weirdest spots. Cats will drape their bodies over the doorjam like a wet towel, then they'll have the audacity to mew at the hooman who dares move them from their slumber spot when they're startled by the towering, toppling new doorstopper.
With no self-preservation in mind, cats will lounge like liquid on the stairwell, taunting fate as they blend in neatly with the carpet. Cozy as ever, a cat will also gladly linger in their cat tree, dangling from the open corners of the structure as if they're like a Salvador Dali clock, oozing over the lip of the edge and tempting gravity to do its worst. Kitties will also rebelliously lay on top of us hoomans, daring us to starve, go thirsty, or bypass our next bathroom break for fear of disturbing them. It's all a test, of course, because cats just want to see how far they can push our servitude.
Alas, liquid cats, sploot cats, loaf cats, and all cats in between find a way to burrow into our hearts with their lounge positions, proving that the lazier a cat's location, the more adorable their blinking eyes, tickling whiskers, and flapping tails. They may be purrcariously balanced on top of a bookshelf or stretching their toe beans dangerously close to the fireplace, but a cat is gonna sploot if a cat is gonna sploot.
We humans just need to be in the right place at the right time to snap a picture, just like these Redditor cat lovers who flocked to the subreddit r/cats to share their cutest photos of felines lying in funny positions. Fear not, fellow human, none of these cats were harmed in the making of their sploot, they just managed to convince a whole generation of cat lovers that felines are, in fact, made of purr liquid.
The ways of the cat are mysterious in nature, but simple in construct. Cat=liquid, cat=snuggly.
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