25 Fresh Feline Funnies for a Purrfect Pocket of Comforting Chaos

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    My name is Blue and I enjoy being stuck. I love finding spots to get stuck in while my parents are sleeping. Once I get bored of my spot, I scream until I'm taken out. After my parents go back to sleep, I find a new spot
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    I like to meow constantly until my mom wraps me up in a blanket and hold me like a baby
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    Hi my name is Roswell. My favorite thing to do it when my mom thaws steak or chicken on the counter I like to rip it out of the package and drag it to my litter box and bury it. I don't eat it because that would be r de. I call this helping with dinner.
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    Woke up with this guy sleeping on my bed. We don't have a cat. But I guess we do now
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    HE FOC Hello! My name is Toast. I love to try and eat plastic. So much so, that on my recent visit to the Vets with my recent Diabetes diagnosis, I tried to eat the needle wrappers straight off the table as the Vet was trying to teach my humans how to give me insulin O
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    My name is Luna. I eat plastic, toes, and $400 headphones. I also like hiding outside the shower because I think men's nether regions are toys 00
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    Agathe here. You shall never pee alone
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    My name is Fidget, and when I'm bored or want to snuggle, I open all the kitchen cabinets and drag food items through the house to wherever my humom is. If that doesn't work, I'll crawl under the covers while she's sleeping and bite her toes
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    The other morning my big brother Tuna the tuxedo held me during a very scary storm. The storm turned into a tornado so girl-human took us into the (poorly ventilated) bathroom for shelter since we don't have a basement. My litter box happens to be in this bathroom so I decided it was a good time to take one of my famous huge, smelly dumps. And that's the story of how I almost k lled my family. - Sushi CHEEZ-IT
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    Hello my name is Rhaego, I wake up my humans every morning by clawing my way to the top of the door and chewing the top of it
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    Hi I'm Mila, If I see that the dogs are wearing clothes, then I meow at the top of my lungs until the humans dress me too. And then I just lay there... in pure bliss. If the dogs get to be stylish, then so do I!
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    Hi, I'm Dwain. When my human goes in the bathtub I walk around the house howling as loud as I can. When I finally find him in the bathroom I wait and stare at him until he gets out to make sure he doesn't drown
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    I'm Zelda, I broke into the catnip, had way too much and proceeded to have a really bad trip Eloisirs Dinosaures, dinosaures Barton
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    My name is Max. I don't live here. But they got me a cat bed anyway. Suckers
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    This is Milo. He refuses to sleep unless I spoon him (and he ALWAYS gets to be the little spoon) and he will kick me until I agree. He licks men's hair while they sleep which surely can't be the reason I'm single...
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    My name is Stanley. Today I climbed in my owner's purse. She thought I was being adorable. False. I was peeing. I'm a monster
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    Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
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    I will remind them that I'm a cat and I don't acknowledge rules that tell me to stay off the counters...
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    We are Choco and Chubbi. No matter when, where, why. If our humom goes to the bathroom we will follow her and judge her body like this
  • 20
    When someone's driving in the zoom zoom lane but they're not going ZOOM ZOOM
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    When you come back home and look in the mirror and realize how you looked all day intRover Sminnser INTROVERTSMINDSET How embarrassing...
  • 22
    no talk me @paw.exe you meanie
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    CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS POSITION #206 THE DRYING NAIL POLISH
  • 24
    He spent the morning catching sunbeams and putting them in his bottle tiddlesdiary.com
  • 25
    subcorax in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i'm going to try to apply the "if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it" maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it subcorax update: it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it. mission success

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