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Your chances of a trash-side meet-up with an opossum are extremely high. Opossums are opportunistic omnivores and North America's only marsupial, which basically means evolution gave them a built-in "will eat literally anything" setting that is constantly toggled on. They're nocturnal, so your 2 AM trash run is basically a dinner bell.
Just so you know, they also eat ticks by the thousands, so that dumpster critter is quietly doing pest control. You're welcome. And yes, the whole "playing de*d" thing they do when you catch them in the trash alley is a real involuntary reflex - even they can't control it.
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The odds of a trash encounter with a raccoon are basically guaranteed. Raccoons have famously dexterous front paws that can undo latches, twist lids, and generally out-engineer whatever "raccoon-proof" bin you bought. They're nocturnal omnivores that thrive in cities specifically because human garbage is a buffet with zero effort required. Their scientific name, Procyon lotor, literally references their habit of manipulating food with their hands - trash-can burglary is basically their whole résumé.
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The probability of you seeing a rat in the trash is sky-high, especially in cities. Brown rats (aka Norway rats) are the ones most likely haunting your alley, and they're elite climbers, swimmers, and squeezers-through-tiny-gaps. They're omnivorous and thrive wherever humans generate food waste, which is why sewers and dumpsters are basically prime rat real estate.
They're also incredibly social and smart - so if you see one, there are definitely more you didn't see. Also, the reason why they have a domesticated version many people keep as pets.
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Your odds of meeting a skunk while taking out your trash are lower, but not zero. Skunks are opportunistic omnivores that prefer insects, grubs, and small critters over garbage - but they won't say no to an easy trash meal if it's there. They're nocturnal, so late-night bin raids do happen. Just don't startle one: that iconic spray comes from glands near the base of the tail, and they can aim it accurately several feet. Respect the trash panda's smellier cousin.
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