Guy Gives Most Millennial Excuse Ever After Getting Pulled Over

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mattstaff
Jan 24, 2018 5:00 PM EST

England's Merseyside Police Roads Policing Team was NOT having this idiotic dude's painfully millennial excuse for why he was out tearing up the roads, while using his phone. 

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    Oh, PLEASE NO.

    Text - (Sections 1 & 2 Road Trallic l am reporting you for the question to be considered of prosecuting you for the above offence. Notice of Intended Prosecution (NIP) Offence Verball You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention now something which you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence. Reply after caution/mitigation offered WAJU.hTINSA.. CAUSHINS EnaJTO MYGIRCRIENOuh mp wond yin to ud ort of ord aiem yd bo occab river/Offe
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    Text - Roads Policing Unit Follow @MerPolTraffic Driver stopped on St Helens Linkway whilst using a mobile phone and failing to wear a seatbelt. Driver provided a very unusual reply. #reported #Fatal4
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    Text - ti21 386 katherine hawkes @katherinehawkes Jan 23 Replying to @MerPol Traffic That is shocking and hilarious in equal measure
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    Product - ti736 3.7K Roads Policing Unit @MerPolTraffic Jan 23 గరి 6 &
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    Text - May @himayyay Jan 23 t254 1.3K Oh god the police have discovered emojis
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    White - t 20 304 Mark C. @LargeCardinal 20h Replying to @himayyay This is peak policing...
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    Text - t75 682 Recycle Bin @robertmain_ Jan 23 Replying to @himayyay "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say will be taken down and may be encoded into an emoji"
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    Text - t 17 242 Cindy Howkins @Lambchop132000q 1 Replying to @MerPolTraffic e de de de e700 if driver can only communicate via he capable of reading the Highway Code? is
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