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Foster parents pressure 16-year-old foster kid to change his name from Ryder to Ryan, claims his name is too lewd: 'They would like me to strongly consider it so I could have the chance at a professional future' 1

Teacher takes away 5-year-old kindergartener's breakfast for being 'too unhealthy', doesn't give him a replacement: 'My poor boy was so confused and hungry when I got him' 2

24 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Canceling Plans to Chill at Home This Week (September 6, 2024) 3

Regretful 44-year-old retiree laments lifestyle, slams FIRE retirement strategy: 'I would give it all back to be in my early 30s living with roommates' 4

The Best Marvel Memes of the Week (September 6, 2024) 5

25+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (September 6, 2024) 6

Otterly Adorable Otter Cannot Fall Asleep Without Cuddling His Cozy Orange Kitten (Video) 1

Owl be the judge of that. 2

Advice Cat gives good advice. 3

‘No other choice honestly’: Couple's Romantic Greece Getaway Turns Into a Rescue Mission Once a Stray Kitten Appears and Doesn't Leave Their Side 4

If you must seize, seize sure. 5

Double the meaning, double the fun. 6