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Unfurtunately, we don't currently know why and how they got on the boat in the furst place. The authorities are contacting the registered owner of the boat, but we don't have any updates (yet) about its status. Our guess ranges from anything from smuggling to attempting to start one's own pirate crew filled with paws and claws. Purrhaps the hoomans abandoned ship for whatever reason, or the cats were supposed to be picked up by someone else, who never showed. Only time will tell the truth.
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We have a very in-depth relationship with the Cat Distribution System, and we can safely say that there is now way it delivers all of its cats and kittens by boat. For one thing, it's far too inefficient as a transport system, and secondly, it can't reach anywhere inland for all the future cat pawrent deliveries not connected to a body of water.
The CDS must be able to make split-second decisions, delivering all the kitties where they need to go with rocket-like precision, so there is only one pawssible way the CDS could be making its deliveries: by stork. Obviously.
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Well, honestly, that would explain everything. Never put an orange cat in charge of anything, they're meant to be the goofy, comedic sidekick - not the captain.
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