Crystle-Lynn's Crazy Dad Said

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Me: I'm adopted Mom: I'd hate to say it, but you're not adopted. Me: Fine, I'm the milk man's kid. Dad: Oh no, your adopted, they just didn't want you, so they returned you.
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