This Old Lady Twitter Troll Account Could Be Ken M's Wife

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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna John 1:9 teaches us about forgive- ness. But I don't think anyone will forgive Dorothy's display of an off season white pantsuit.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Bert has a mind like a dollar store colander.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna I provided Mildred a Luden's throat lozenge while politely telling her I caught her cold.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Darlene Van Der Pooten borrowed Wanda's daisy bathing cap and still hasn't returned it. I warned everyone about Darlene. I'll take that apology now.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Never underestimate the power of a cane thrust directly at a strategic body part. Learn more at my upcoming Senior Defense Seminar! (Assistants needed for demonstration purposes)
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna A proper lady never stares at canned ham.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Dear Pastor Carmichael: Hymns should be sung with organ accompaniment only. God cannot hear piano. MT
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Margaret tells me her wardrobe is "couture", which must be French for FedcoTM.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Carol, I admire how your smart new slacks have been so immaculately hemmed with duct tape! #NationalComplimentDay
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna L Bob Nelson is operating his leaf- blower after sunset. I have a pre-prepared complaint letter especially for this occasion.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna I'm sure I'm not the only one that notices that Margaret doesn't chew her meat.
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Unfortunately there is nothing comparable in nature to describe Barb's 20-pound post-cruise weight gain wedged into leopard- print yoga pants
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Sometimes I ask "who am I to judge?" Then I hear The Lord remind me who I am, and all is well
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna |I usually avoid children. They carry lice.
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    Text - t You Retweeted Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna Single-ply is what happens when men are left to make important decisions
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    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna This was exactly the 17th time He- len brought her Jellied Meatballs to the Fellowship Luncheon. But I'm not going to be petty about it.
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