British Pervert Pulls Cop Card After Flirty Texting Goes Horribly Wrong

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

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