My hat iz purrtier dan awl dem at dah wedding.

Update: 'I've already started packing': School worker refuses to be substitute teacher, boss demands they comply 1

Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 2

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 3

Manager demands employee share their calendar, employee deletes it: 'She's either trying to justify firing me, or assigning me other people's work' 4

Efficiency consultant "experts" advise firing the wrong employee cost the company their biggest account: 'Business went from $200k to zero' 5

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

21 Hilarious Feline Funnies To Share With Your Coworkers Instead Of Working 4

You will pay 5

Good skills 6