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16 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Being Alone On Valentine's Day

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    Text - The Drunk Jake Follow @TheDrunkJake Remember for Valentine's Day, massage her, oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on, sprinkle some cheese, put in oven, pizza's ready 9:37 AM 10 Feb 2017 49 Retweets 98 Likes
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    Text - O D B Follow @Edward_gee313 If you're alone in Valentine's Day just know there's unhealthy couples ignoring the fact that they're toxic together by exchanging gifts 12:48 PM 13 Feb 2017 578 Retweets 862 Likes
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    Text - Curtis Lepore Follow @curtislepore That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine's Day date & you don't... FEB 14 7 4:26 PM 31 Jan 2016 567 Retweets 1,298 Likes
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    Text - Ruthe Repeal Phoenix Follow @RuthePhoenix Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out. 4:23 AM 24 Jan 2015 2,908 Retweets 3,749 Likes
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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January 8:41 AM - 14 Feb 2015 208 Retweets 552 Likes
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    Text - Common Girl Follow @Flirtationship "You have any plans for Valentines Day?" Il be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist. 7:39 AM 18 Jan 2018 689 Retweets 1,757 Likes
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    Text - Gloria Fallon Follow @GloriaFallon123 Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae 2:51 PM - 14 Feb 2015 280 Retweets 598 Likes
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    Product - مابم )خان Follow @Maaahyyy My Valentines day reservation is Done 6:03 AM 27 Jan 2018 12 Retweets 33 Likes
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    Text - Mike Primavera Follow @primawesome You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread 8:51 AM - 14 Feb 2015 574 Retweets 1,142 Likes
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    Face - d Follow @youngoddesss you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too Penine Mon Tot-Taue Tri-Sal Sunday 8:03 AM -5 Feb 2017 3,720 Retweets 3,975 Likes
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    Text - jaboukie young-black @jaboukie Follow catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror 3:46 PM -25 Jan 2018 from Los Angeles, CA 7,056 Retweets 33,478 Likes
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    Text - Jenny Johnson Follow @JennyJohnsonHis Fun Valentine's Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too 9:51 PM -3 Feb 2016 351 Retweets 626 Likes
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    Text - Madison Follow @MadisonFaithe My dad just sent me "11 ways to spend Valentine's Day with your cat." He has given up on me. 7:32 PM -3 Feb 2015 3 Retweets 6 Likes
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    Text - Lyndsay Follow @LyndsayFuhrhop A boy held a door open for me this morning, so yeah, I guess I have plans for Valentine's Day 7:54 AM - 2 Feb 2016 4 Retweets 26 Likes
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    Text - pandamusk Follow @pandamusk Valentine's Day plan: 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch movie 4. Dinner for two. 5. Regret eating two dinners. 6. Cry alone. 7:53 PM - 11 Feb 2016 236 Retweets 476 Likes
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    Text - pakalu papito Follow @pakalupapito i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism 3:23 AM - 27 Jan 2016 10,304 Retweets 9,674 Likes
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