37 Funny Memes And Tweets That'll Keep Your Demons At Bay

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    Child - The definition of "swag" in 1997
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    Product - LOL y'all still using tinder? Agnew ADULT SINGLE NEEDS A LADY $7043 HARPS
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    People - Me as soon asl get to work THIS IS FUCKEDUP NOTICE FORPREMISES This aa is bing aped or So By catring, yo inevecably oensest o being shoed or videoaped and relese al ad ssers of sach phoos mor videape hility for loss or damnge so pees or nbingmest of any rights and espesy your name, voice de l neproductions theoof thghe iny without limtaton and witho o thereof wlatsove d puntit une
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    Liqueur - Welp, made it over a month without breaking my resolution. 'Twas a good run Ceayotal a NEL SANDERS' ORIGINAL RECIPE cky Fried Chicke NET 12 FL 02 55 VE MADE WITH MOMUS
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    Air travel - When you lied on your resume but you still get the job @StupidResumes
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    Photo caption - Me after socializing Being nice made me feel terrible.
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    People - Sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures BIG
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    Text - Man: *eats entire dinner* Waiter: how was everything? Man: terrible, can't you tell? Waiter: hahaha Man: hahaha Waiter: I'll get the check.
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    Text - Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
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    Text - AT&T 10:40 PM Tweet Hardee's @Hardees We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please 2/4/18, 8:11 PM 5,359 Retweets 10.8K Likes
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    Photography - When you fight through all the tech support and have to face the final boss
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    Product - This genius is watching "Taken" using a clear plastic bag to hold his phone on a plane.
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    Text - jenna @httpjens the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place 2/4/18, 6:18 PM
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    Milkshake - When you're on a diet and all you see is ice cream @purrmojiapp
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    Text - when its a 15 mark question and you've run out of points to discuss:
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    Text - Netflix US @netflix If you don't get why it's called @blackmirror, expand this image on your phone and stare at it until the realization hits
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    Red - King Nathan, II @RodriguezDa God When I tell my girl i'll change for her M. @Owaahh In 1999, Japan redesigned its flag.
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    People - You see how clean their shirts are? He's a Thai dad MеMe+
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    Text - zander @finah How come when a house is 'haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 AM
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    Text - Interviewer: What kind of position are you looking for? Me: @aicyonthegrOund don't like anything that involves work
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    Mammal - when my mom starts yelling at me and I plan how I'm going to move out with only $5.69 in my account
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    Text - Connor Hannigan @connor_hannigan No mom I didn't wake up at noon. I woke at 11 and scrolled through all apps in my social media folder for an hour, then I decided to get out of bed
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    Animation - when your friend gets back with the person they said they were done with 30 times
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    Pug - Looks like me and pugs have something in common. Daily Pugs @DailyPugs pugs are known for their unique ability of falling asleep anywhere
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    Text - It's all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.
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    Hair - Ibet you thought you'd seen the last of me. Surprise, bitch. leeping-dogs-lie: me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
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    Photo caption - Bradley Cooper LOVES Roman numerals FA L'AI SUPER BOWe &NBC
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    Photography - Bill Nye @BillNye If u pour Grey Goose into a water bottle the cops can't tell the difference lol IG: FakeCelebrityTweet
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    Text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce INEVER restore all old tabs. If I lose them in a restart, they're gone. It is a blessing to be set free from a prison of my own creation 11/4/17, 10:40 AM
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    Clothing - this dude got on sweans Do not lean on door moonlightangel SWEANS fagottini when your dick looks good in sweats but your ass looks good in jeans
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    Rock - kate @eatmenlikeair i love student living l Virgin INSIDE OF MY UNCOOKED 1 100% 12:23 PIE Home (1) Right I know this obviously only A stair 1 one person but I am absolutely fucking fuming Someone has eaten the INSIDE OF MY UNCOOKED PIE 1 Rachel Wtf They took is from the fridge, removed 6 portions worth of filling and put the pastry back Rache Aa +
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    Dog - this dog looks like she'd ask to speak to the manager and i love her for it
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    Barechested - The official sports drink of Philadelphia GO PHLSI Riot Juice!
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    Text - Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us 6/15/17, 7:26 PM
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    Adaptation - when your dogs laying with you & someone tries to call it so they can lay with them Back off, bitch
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    Text - Karen: Can I ask for your advice on something? Me: @lucyontheground Can I be honest here?
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