Engrish FAIL

Ok first off, The Crustakio is NOT a real animal. Just something I made up for my book series I will be making. I just typed in something and wanted to see what it REALLY ment. I loled so hard when I saw the result.

Image 4750857984
From FireCrystal139
See all captions Recaption

Trending Now

26-year-old daughter cuts off family after 20+ years of parental favoritism toward her 34-year-old half-sister: ‘My parents [are] not going to change’

26-year-old daughter cuts off family after 20+ years of parental favoritism toward her 34-year-old half-sister: ‘My parents [are] not going to change’

01
Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'

Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'

02
Worker wears a suit to work and gets their supervisor demoted after supervisor criticizes their attire: 'The CEO came to my desk later in the day to tell me I would be reporting to him now'

Worker wears a suit to work and gets their supervisor demoted after supervisor criticizes their attire: 'The CEO came to my desk later in the day to tell me I would be reporting to him now'

03
'He fired me 30 minutes before my shift ended': Boss makes employee do extremely tedious task before firing him, so he reorganizes every file out of order as a parting gift

'He fired me 30 minutes before my shift ended': Boss makes employee do extremely tedious task before firing him, so he reorganizes every file out of order as a parting gift

04
23-year-old finds out her roommate has been stealing $25 dollars a month from her for "pet rent" by hiding her ESA cat from their landlord and lying to her about it: 'This entire time I trusted my roommate'

23-year-old finds out her roommate has been stealing $25 dollars a month from her for "pet rent" by hiding her ESA cat from their landlord and lying to her about it: 'This entire time I trusted my roommate'

05
Girlfriend tells her 24-year-old boyfriend's adoptive daughter 5-year-old daughter that he's not her real dad because he's biologically her brother: 'I got custody of her when I was 19'

Girlfriend tells her 24-year-old boyfriend's adoptive daughter 5-year-old daughter that he's not her real dad because he's biologically her brother: 'I got custody of her when I was 19'

06