I don't always drink my own piss

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 1

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 2

Boss pressures employee to use vacation time, employee demands money to plan his trip: 'It quickly turned into a Boomer v. Millennial Showdown' 3

Employee requests three days off, boss demands doctor's note, doctor gets him six weeks off: 'They did not look pleased' 4

Childless 22-year-old criticizes brother for raising 'iPad kids,' claims he's better at taking care of them after 12 hours of babysitting: '[They were] very calm children, as opposed to the brats they are when they're with me' 5

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #347 6

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Fluffy Feline Treats for Goofy Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 1

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It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 4

Come back later 5

30 Whimsical Cat Memes to Send Your Boss Instead of Doing Any Work 6