When getting up at 4:30 in the morning to bottle feed your 4-day old newborn, turn the lights on. Don’t touch the dark shadow in the middle of the couch. It’s a dead rabbit that your dogs caught in the yard and brought in through the dog door to show you. Your still sleeping wife will question why she has to watch the baby for a minute while you clean something up.
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