Me: Is it me, or does it seem like the toaster takes longer to pop when you stare at it? Dad: Well, when your sittin' there starin' at it and your mind is screaming POP YOU BASTARD! Yeah, it seems like it takes ten times as long! Me: *Laughs untill i cry*
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